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Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

  • Car crash - instant death / decapitation / crush injury

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Shot in the head or heart

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • Slit throat / stabbing

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Drowning

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Suffocation / autoerotic asphyxiation

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Fall / blunt force trauma

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Terminal illness

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Accident involving farm equipment

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Explosion

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Hacked to death by Freddy Meyer

    Votes: 13 59.1%
  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Only took 1:15 to get home tonight, 15 minutes less than I expected. Now I just need to finalize this deal with the house so I don't have to drive this commute.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

bigblue_dl said:
Only took 1:15 to get home tonight, 15 minutes less than I expected. Now I just need to finalize this deal with the house so I don't have to drive this commute.
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Down on the farm now? Done with the hot roomies?
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Hammer said:
Agreed. Ordered Jet's Pizza.
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I would be jealous if I hadn't had a grilled T-bone for dinner. :D


Evening, Lodge. Slow-arse day at work today, and then a "fun" conversation with the lady friend. :o At least the second is getting resolved positively, and the first hopefully won't be the case tomorrow after the storms pass.
 
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goldy_331 said:
Down on the farm now? Done with the hot roomies?
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Yeah, back to the farm, hopefully not for too long. My sisters dog is about 2 minutes away from getting up close and personal with a .12 gauge slug. Spend a minute and a half with this dog and its obvious why its previous owners beat it. Mother theresa would hit him with a Louisville Slugger.

No more hot roomies, though I think at least 1 is going to show up for my move into the new house party/bonfire.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

My mom's two dogs on the other hand, are exactly the image you'd get in your mind when you think "man's best friend".
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

CC to CTF. If said party's bed is up on a boxspring, and you can get access to it by yourself for a few minutes, a boxcutter and a little plastic baggy of what Bauer left out in the yard would be a great way to get some revenge. Just slice a small hole somewhere that she wouldn't readily see it, drop the droppings into the boxspring, making sure you take the baggy with you, don't want it to be used in evidence later. The Turds will sit there and she'll spend a few days trying to figure out why her bedroom smells like dog poop, and she'll lose sleep because that's when she'll smell it the strongest. ;) :D
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Good morning to Lodgophiles everywhere.

Speaking of malicious pranks, a Coast Guard buddy of mine told me how he would attach a dead fish to the exhaust pipe of his victim's car. Apparently wire works best, since it won't melt - unlike the dead fish.

31 days until October 2!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

Morning!

Where can I buy some affordable ($30-60) brown shoes? Preferrably not dress shoes, but also not sneakers.

Summer casual dress is coming to an end at work and dress shoes are too uncomfortable to wear every day for the next 9 months.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 120: How do you want to die?

JF_Gophers said:
Morning!

Where can I buy some affordable ($30-60) brown shoes? Preferrably not dress shoes, but also not sneakers.

Summer casual dress is coming to an end at work and dress shoes are too uncomfortable to wear every day for the next 9 months.
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Are you talking something like a sketchers oxford style?
 
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