Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Brave soul. I've heard that's the worst part. (did you have EZ Prep - mix packets in with Gatorade or Crystal Lite?) You'll probably be consciously sedated for the actual procedure, you're not "under", but you're not at all with it. You shouldn't feel any pain, but as a warning, you'll be a gassy mo-fo afterward (they usually have to inflate the intestines to pass the tube). I assume you have a means of transportation home?

That blows.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

That blows.

That sucks arse.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

That sucks arse.

Really, kinda crappy.

 

[bostonewe]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

listening to the three of you talk, I'm amazed any of you know how to zip up your own pants.

I don't think the zipping up is the problem...

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

listening to the three of you talk, I'm amazed any of you know how to zip up your own pants.

You know better than that.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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listening to the three of you talk, I'm amazed any of you know how to zip up your own pants.

And all for different reasons.

In all seriousness though... that best describes WFODucati.

Really, kinda crappy.

Did the shyte hit the fan?

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Really, kinda crappy.

I guess it's something that won't piss you off, though. You just feel you got shit on.

 

[St. Clown]

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I guess it's something that won't piss you off, though. You just feel you got shit on.

It is a shitty job, when you think about it, but there's no use bitching about it.

 

[Siouxfaninseattle]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Evening, Lodge. I've taken the prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow morning... and after this test is done, I'm gonna find some pancakes and rib tips...

Hang in there SB - you're going through the worst of the whole procedure right now.

 

[The Rube]

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I just hope the doctor has the common courtesy to give him a reacharound.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

I just hope the doctor has the common courtesy to give him a reacharound.

Unfortunately, "turn your head and cough" does not constitute a reacharound.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Unfortunately, "turn your head and cough" does not constitute a reacharound.

I hated that one, especially when the bastard comments that my shorts matched the color of my shirt. As if it didn't already have a gay feeling to the events that day.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

It is a shitty job, when you think about it, but there's no use bitching about it.

And as luck would have it, "Who Pooped the Bed?" was on comedy central tonight.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

I hated that one, especially when the bastard comments that my shorts matched the color of my shirt. As if it didn't already have a gay feeling to the events that day.

And Parise help you if you had an attractive woman doctor.

You're kinda in trouble either way.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

And Parise help you if you had an attractive woman doctor.

You're kinda in trouble either way.

Yeah, you never realize just how chilly a doctor's office really is until certain moments come to be.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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I hated that one, especially when the bastard comments that my shorts matched the color of my shirt. As if it didn't already have a gay feeling to the events that day.

Acceptable topics for a physical, if the doctor and patient are both males:
-the procedure itself
-sports, preferably not involving balls or sticks
-auto racing
-hunting/fishing
-bitching about one's significant other

Unacceptable topics:
-how good the patient looks that day
-anything seen on Oprah
-the lightness of said doctor's touch
-how attractive the receptionist is - could be *ahem* an awkward situation

 

[Sloe Gin]

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You know better than that.

true...you use those two retards to make yourself look better. Gotta give you props for that.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Acceptable topics for a physical, if the doctor and patient are both males:
-the procedure itself
-sports, preferably not involving balls or sticks
-auto racing
-hunting/fishing
-bitching about one's significant other

Unacceptable topics:
-how good the patient looks that day
-anything seen on Oprah
-the lightness of said doctor's touch
-how attractive the receptionist is - could be *ahem* an awkward situation

I prefer the no convo approach. Business only, get me out of there as quick as possible. For any doc visit.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 117: It's The Dog Days of Summer

Acceptable topics for a physical, if the doctor and patient are both males:
-the procedure itself
-sports, preferably not involving balls or sticks
-auto racing
-hunting/fishing
-bitching about one's significant other

Unacceptable topics:
-how good the patient looks that day
-anything seen on Oprah
-the lightness of said doctor's touch
-how attractive the receptionist is - could be *ahem* an awkward situation

Yeah, before the shorts comment we were talking economic impacts of recently passed legislation - he was looking over my chart and asked what I studied in school and did for work - economics and financial ops, respectively.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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goddamm sun is turning my hair blonde again