Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Playing the banjo? Dismantling the set of the Tonight Show? Doing what?

Don't tell Leno, but I'll be sacking him live on the air NWO style.

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

Don't tell Leno, but I'll be sacking him live on the air NWO style.

If you do the crotch chop a la DX while standing over his barely conscious body, I'll buy you a beer.

 

[Priceless]

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I'm no longer a drain on the economy. I'm now a contracted, full-time employee of NBC-Universal.

So now you're a drain on NBC

 

[Greyeagle]

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Don't tell Leno, but I'll be sacking him live on the air NWO style.

Reminds me of the great (season one?) SNL skit with Belushi as Kirk, Chase as Spock, and Elliot Gould as the NBC exec who nules Star Trek.

 

[St. Clown]

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Don't tell Leno, but I'll be sacking him live on the air NWO style.

Take care around the chin area. It's felled greater men.

 

[Swansong]

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So I guess my cover band is ready for Saturday. I think we're a good band, but playing bars and clubs for drunks is a far cry from playing at someone's wedding.

In other news, my sweat is sweating.

 

[bigmrg74]

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Roommates boyfriend is awesome. He just brought me cheesecake!

Wow, I feel kind of lame now with just suggesting that maybe the BF is just trying to make BB_DL fat so he doesn't shag the girlfriend.

Eh, I bet PB always wanted to be her pimp anyway.

He'll need a gold suit with black pinstriping. And a hat. A bejeweled cane is optional.

Better the pimp than the john.

True.

Good lord my legs are going to kill me tomorrow.

The gym would be just fine if I didn't have to walk to the subway and stand on the subway the next day.

Suck it up cupcake!!

Today was pretty interesting. Had class this morning, then by some scheduling snafu, I had a clinic shift at 5. Decided that it really wasn't worth driving home and then back to AA, so I just ran a few errands in town and then sat at a bar to have lunch and watched the Urugauy-Netherlands match which took me right on up to the time when I needed to wander over to AAIMT.

Then had a few interesting clients. One was a lady that was 32 weeks along, and was my first preggers client. Its a condition that as a massage therapist we got to be careful with, as well, having an alien parasite growing, feeding, and kicking at your insides is downright uncomfortable. Then I had another girl who for underwear was just wearing one of those string thong deals. Any other time, I would have been happy to see them, but hell, they're not any good for tucking a sheet into them.

 

[mookie1995]

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I picked the loudest rest stop ever to pull over and try to sleep...

 

[St. Clown]

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I picked the loudest rest stop ever to pull over and try to sleep...

Yeah, you're trying to "sleep," I'm sure.

 

[The Rube]

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Yeah, you're trying to "sleep," I'm sure.

He's probably looking for lot lizards.

 

[bigmrg74]

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I picked the loudest rest stop ever to pull over and try to sleep...

Yeah right, you probably heard a rumor that there was an Asian Lot Lizard there....

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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I'm no longer a drain on the economy. I'm now a contracted, full-time employee of NBC-Universal.

Thanks to everyone for crossing your fingers for me the last two weeks. Your eventual claw-like hands will not have gone for naught.

So now you're a drain on NBC

Congrats, GLM.

 

[Ralph Baer]

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I said it already on the RPI thread, but congrats GLM.

 

[thecomicbookguy]

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I'm no longer a drain on the economy. I'm now a contracted, full-time employee of NBC-Universal.

Thanks to everyone for crossing your fingers for me the last two weeks. Your eventual claw-like hands will not have gone for naught.

Woot! Congrats!

If you do the crotch chop a la DX while standing over his barely conscious body, I'll buy you a beer.

That would be cool, but he'd probably dislocate his shoulder, which would kinda ruin the effect.

 

[The Rube]

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That would be cool, but he'd probably dislocate his shoulder, which would kinda ruin the effect.

Not really, it'd be a setup for a miraculous comeback the next week, due to his intestinal fortitude.

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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So now you're a drain on NBC

If only I was paid as well so as to be a drain on them. I'm just a drop in the collective internet bucket. Woo hoo!

Wait, that means I'm MORE expendable. D'oh!

 

[The Rube]

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 116: Who's to blame for the lack of a new thread this morning?

If only I was paid as well so as to be a drain on them. I'm just a drop in the collective internet bucket. Woo hoo!

Wait, that means I'm MORE expendable. D'oh!

Gotta love Square One, if only because you always go back to it.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

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Good mornin' to tLodge!

Yeah, I overslept today...

 

[Ralph Baer]

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Good Morning, MEUSA!


Good Morning to the rest of tLodge!

 

[walrus]

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I'm no longer a drain on the economy. I'm now a contracted, full-time employee of NBC-Universal.

Nice, now get to work

Howdy Kids

Its so slow with work, its scary