Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

[Hammer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Ga Ga's Wee Wee. That would have worked.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Ga Ga's Wee Wee. That would have worked.

The cadence and symmetry of the name works, I think.

 

[mookie1995]

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Yes scarlet, to both.

And priceless, I drove us down where she won a spot on Jimmy kimmel's show- I'm hoping I already earned her help

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Bob - have you ever had that kind of level?? What causes that? What fixes that? Take care of yourself!!!!!

Iron-deficiency anemia; I've had it since 2001, but it's never gotten this low. The only thing that can fix it is more iron in my diet and much less coffee.

It's a miracle I still have all my teeth.

Played golf this morning. The first 9 went okay. I hit the ball like steamed **** on soggy bread, but scored halfway decent considering that I was yanking everything about 40 yards left. Got on the 10th tee and hit one into some trees. I got there and didn't have a shot to the green. I took my 5-iron to punch the ball out. I hit a root, the club turned, and I lined the ball off of a tree and straight into my cheek. It took me a couple moments to make sure I was okay and still had all my teeth. My brother-in-law made sure I was okay, and then started laughing hysterically. I'll be goddammed if I didn't rifle my next shot off of another tree and almost took his head off.

The cheek is still a little sore. I'm not completely certain that I haven't cracked a tooth. Anywhere else in the face and I would have done a helluva lot more damage.

Glad you're okay!

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

So....I met a girl last night. This is probably not a good thing, given my track record.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

So....I met a girl last night. This is probably not a good thing, given my track record.

1. Is she your cousin or other relative?
2. Is she your roommate?
3. Did you meet her at Perkins?

If the answer is no to all of these, I don't see a problem. Although #2 could be acceptable, depending on how you handle the situation. Ok, nevermind the thought on that one.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

1. Is she your cousin or other relative?
2. Is she your roommate?
3. Did you meet her at Perkins?

If the answer is no to all of these, I don't see a problem. Although #2 could be acceptable, depending on how you handle the situation. Ok, nevermind the thought on that one.

No to all of them. She's my little sister's friend.

It was a good night last night. After she left this morning I heard the MLB video game guy say "well played mauer" in my head. I played the situation perfectly and got an awesome assist from my buddy/wingman.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

No to all of them. She's my little sister's friend.

It was a good night last night. After she left this morning I heard the MLB video game guy say "well played mauer" in my head. I played the situation perfectly and got an awesome assist from my buddy/wingman.

Good job. of the hand variety, probably.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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No to all of them. She's my little sister's friend.

It was a good night last night. After she left this morning I heard the MLB video game guy say "well played mauer" in my head. I played the situation perfectly and got an awesome assist from my buddy/wingman.

Is your sister your personal pimp, or something?

 

[The Rube]

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Is your sister your personal pimp, or something?

I think it's something along the lines of a dating service. If they're cool with your sister, they must have done something right, so it kind of narrows the pool, in a good way. She filters out most of the bad ones.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Is your sister your personal pimp, or something?

Not exactly. I got an angry text from her when she noticed that her friend and I were hitting it off. So she was actually the one that my buddy had to play wingman on and distract. Does this make me a bad person?

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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Not exactly. I got an angry text from her when she noticed that her friend and I were hitting it off. So she was actually the one that my buddy had to play wingman on and distract. Does this make me a bad person?

Depends - was your buddy able to hook up with your sister?

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Not exactly. I got an angry text from her when she noticed that her friend and I were hitting it off. So she was actually the one that my buddy had to play wingman on and distract. Does this make me a bad person?

No. Amazingly, that makes you a smart person. *shudder*

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Not exactly. I got an angry text from her when she noticed that her friend and I were hitting it off. So she was actually the one that my buddy had to play wingman on and distract. Does this make me a bad person?

No

Shouldn't she know better by now then to let you meet her friends?

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

No

Shouldn't she know better by now then to let you meet her friends?

I could see it now:

bbdl's sister: Ok, we're all here. Now before we go out, repeat after me: "I will NOT be charmed by bbdl."

bbdl's sister's friends: I will NOT be charmed by bbdl.

bbdl's sister: Again.

bbdl's sister's friends: I will NOT be charmed by bbdl.

bbdl's sister: Ok ramblers, let's get ramblin'.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

Depends - was your buddy able to hook up with your sister?

If he did, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first time. I think they had something going on for a little while a couple years ago at tech. So I've gotten over the fact that my friend has hooked up with my sister long ago.

Now I need to decide if I want to see this girl some more. I'm leaning towards yes, but we'll see. Right before she left she slipped me a slip of paper with her number on it and said "call me", so there isn't much doubt that she's interested.

 

[The Rube]

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If he did, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first time. I think they had something going on for a little while a couple years ago at tech. So I've gotten over the fact that my friend has hooked up with my sister long ago.

Now I need to decide if I want to see this girl some more. I'm leaning towards yes, but we'll see. Right before she left she slipped me a slip of paper with her number on it and said "call me", so there isn't much doubt that she's interested.

Ride it out. And no, that is not a poor choice of words.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

No

Shouldn't she know better by now then to let you meet her friends?

She definitely should know better.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

I have to sleep. I had to golf at 8:00 this morning after only getting about 2 hours of sleep due to the long night of drinking and fornication. I'm a bit tired.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 115: What sports do you watch in the off-season?

I have to sleep. I had to golf at 8:00 this morning after only getting about 2 hours of sleep due to the long night of drinking and fornication. I'm a bit tired.

Man up.