Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

I'll keep it short and say I've never been as ****ed off about gettin lead on and not getting laid then I am about work right now. I fired off a friendly little email to my boss and forwarded it to HR and our store manager about the complete lack of respect and professionalism that has been shown to me by a particular executive. I'm probably one of the last people in the store to complain about him. He's the laziest, most self centered, ***hole I've ever worked for and needs to get fired soon.

Do you want us to "borrow" some merchandise from your store, and "lose" it in the backseat of his car?

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

Do you want us to "borrow" some merchandise from your store, and "lose" it in the backseat of his car?

As awesome as that would be our Assests Protection exec is really good at what she does and would know it's you...plus, she's awesome to work with and really hot so I don't want to risk her looking bad.

No, she's not single.

 

[Ralph Baer]

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Saffron is alright... licorice, not so much. At least I can eat black licorice though, salt licorice I literally can't force myself to eat.

Salt licorice? I never heard of that. (I did just look it up and it is of Scandinavian and Baltic origin which explains all.)

 

[hockeyplayer1015]

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Hehehe....BJs. There's one of those in my hometown. Which I find even more amusing because apparently the only legal position in Maryland is missionary. (queue the "you more you know" theme)

My sister works at a BJ's back home and, while customers occasionally suck (as usual) she seems to enjoy it. They have 6 month performance reviews which typically means a raise unless you effed up and get fired, so she's up to some ridiculous wage (I think its north of $10/hour, which as a 20 year old isn't too shabby).

The launching pad has been primed and is ready for use.

 

[Hammer]

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My sister works at a BJ's back home and, while customers occasionally suck (as usual) she seems to enjoy it.

*giggle*

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

My sister works at a BJ's back home and, while customers occasionally suck (as usual) she seems to enjoy it. They have 6 month performance reviews which typically means a raise unless you effed up and get fired, so she's up to some ridiculous wage (I think its north of $10/hour, which as a 20 year old isn't too shabby).

The launching pad has been primed and is ready for use.

Primed? You put that on a 10 second countdown...

 

[MavHockey14]

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So I'm awful at trying to figure out a sweet way to ask a girl to prom...any ideas?

 

[nmupiccdiva]

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So I'm awful at trying to figure out a sweet way to ask a girl to prom...any ideas?

Why does it have to be a spectacle? Just ask her. Approach, ask. Boom.

Though, speaking from experience... roses in her locker are always a good touch.

 

[state of hockey]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

Just grab her by the hair and pull her around. She'll get the message.

 

[hockeyplayer1015]

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So I'm awful at trying to figure out a sweet way to ask a girl to prom...any ideas?

"So what color tux should I get when we go to prom together?"

Disclaimer: I am not liable for any injury that occurs to the user of the above line. Possible side effects that occured during testing included facial injury, genitalia injury, and bruised shins. Bruised ego was found to occur in 78% of users upon receiving an answer.

 

[Priceless]

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So I'm awful at trying to figure out a sweet way to ask a girl to prom...any ideas?

When you ask, make sure she's surrounded by all her friends - they'll make it much easier for you.
The first couple times you ask her, mumble the words so she can't hear/understand you. That's so adorable!
Fidget a lot. Play with your hands nervously. Girls think that's really cute.

Let us know how it goes!

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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Just grab her by the hair and pull her around. She'll get the message.

Absolutely do this. If she starts to yell about it, say you're doing things "Old school."

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

So I'm awful at trying to figure out a sweet way to ask a girl to prom...any ideas?

go up to her and say "will you go to prom with me?" If you're trying too hard, she'll know. Remember, women are like sharks. They can smell fear, and they don't like it. Be direct and get some confidence, stupid.

I have an infection in a root canal I had done. Said infection flared up and caused me pain to the point I was laying on my hotel floor pounding on it. Luckily, my dentist called in a prescription for anti-biotics and off-brand Vicodin and I actually got a night of sleep. I'm getting it fixed on Wednesday, but seriously, worst pain I have ever felt in my entire life. And my dentist looks like GLM.

 

[nmupiccdiva]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

go up to her and say "will you go to prom with me?" If you're trying too hard, she'll know. Remember, women are like sharks. They can smell fear, and they don't like it. Be direct and get some confidence, stupid.

I have an infection in a root canal I had done. Said infection flared up and caused me pain to the point I was laying on my hotel floor pounding on it. Luckily, my dentist called in a prescription for anti-biotics and off-brand Vicodin and I actually got a night of sleep. I'm getting it fixed on Wednesday, but seriously, worst pain I have ever felt in my entire life. And my dentist looks like GLM.

...pounding on it? Jesus. What does that do?

 

[mookie1995]

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Absolutely do this. If she starts to yell about it, say you're doing things "Old school."

seriously.. drop a "that's how i roll".

or tell her, "if you blow me, i guess i'll take you to the prom". put the ball(s) in her court.

 

[Hammer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

...pounding on it? Jesus. What does that do?

I'm guessing that it makes a loud noise.

 

[mookie1995]

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..... And my dentist looks like GLM.

while he has you in the chair does he do play-by-play as well?!?

 

[Priceless]

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...pounding on it? Jesus. What does that do?

That one's just sitting on a tee...

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

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...pounding on it? Jesus. What does that do?

Women!

 

[mookie1995]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 107: Now What??

I have a question for you and any other Hockey East fans that care to comment... what is the speed of play for most HE games? My friends and I noticed for both the Bemidji and Miami games that it almost seemed the refs couldn't keep up with the play. They seemed out of position a lot which my biased opinion believe led to poor calls.

Premature whistles being what they are (part of the game that goes against every team at some point)...I think one of the more frustrating things for me were the times where a player got back on a breakaway, made a great move and played the puck but would be called for tripping or some other crap. It was heart-wrenching for me to watch a player make that kind of effort and a great play to be rewarded with a penalty.

they were in their normal position. that's how they roll.

Anyway, sorry for the hockey talk in the lodge.

Winger, it was nice meeting you. Sorry my friend spilled ketchup on you. I think he just wanted you to lose the pants.

she did not have pants on!!!! gotta be a lie!!