Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

so we as USCHOers could have our own bar, our own farm, our own brothel...

/me suggests retiring into some sweet cruise ship gig. Except only for the lodge.

Oh ya.

And I'll man the cannon.

(Oh my, that sounds a bit flaming. )

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

And I'll man the cannon.

since it's a brothel, we'll put you on "keep foxton2 on a leash duty"

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

since it's a brothel, we'll put you on "keep foxton2 on a leash duty"

Or just enforce a "no ugly chicks in the brothel" rule.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

since it's a brothel, we'll put you on "keep foxton2 on a leash duty"

I imagine if you literally put a leash on her and tie her up in the basement, it should do the trick.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Or just enforce a "no ugly chicks in the brothel" rule.

To satisfy everyone, we should have a "Arse, Gas, or Grass, No One Enters For Free" policy.

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

To satisfy everyone, we should have a "Arse, Gas, or Grass, No One Enters For Free" policy.

Can we put booze on the list too?

Granted, Arse, Gas, Grass or Blatz just doesn't sound right - but we'll figure it out.

 

[Sloe Gin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Or just enforce a "no ugly chicks in the brothel" rule.

I guess that means she's out then.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Can we put booze on the list too?

Granted, Arse, Gas, Grass or Blatz just doesn't sound right - but we'll figure it out.

.

"Arse, Gas, Grass, or Bass."

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

I guess that means she's out then.

I thought that was the point in the first place.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

I thought that was the point in the first place.

But if we don't let in ugly chicks, how is DL supposed to get any?

Oh, that is also a good thing? Carry on...

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

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But if we don't let in ugly chicks, how is DL supposed to get any?

And there will NOT be a USCHO daycare.

 

[Bakunin]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Scarlet as a big sister? sounds horrible.

It would be awful because then I couldn't hit on her.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

But if we don't let in ugly chicks, how is DL supposed to get any?

Oh, that is also a good thing? Carry on...

It's a brothel. Make him pay a surcharge on top of a higher rate. it's only fair to the women. After all, it would take a lot of green backs to get over having to wear a baby doll dress and pigtails for the entire three minutes.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

It's a brothel. Make him pay a surcharge on top of a higher rate. it's only fair to the women. After all, it would take a lot of green backs to get over having to wear a baby doll dress and pigtails for the entire three minutes.

Would they have to ask him if he wants to play "tea party"?

 

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Would they have to ask him if he wants to play "tea party"?

Are you saying we should set him up with Michele Bachmann?

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Would they have to ask him if he wants to play "tea party"?

that would be a couple grand extra. Hookers have rights, too, I think....for a fee.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Would they have to ask him if he wants to play "tea party"?

Jay: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy
[points to Silent Bob]
Jay: will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Alright.
[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Make it fast and sexy.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Are you saying we should set him up with Michele Bachmann?

You're thinking adult tea party, not 7 year old girl tea party.

 

[bigmrg74]

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Paging bigmrg74: The Cinderella run for St. Joe's is over. Cal Poly just *crushed* them last night. 69 to 48, and it wasn't that close. Oh well. A memorable year.

(Did I see that St. Cloud State is in the final 8? They play hoops up there? )

Yep, St. Cloud got bounced in the Semi's tonight by Indiana University of Pennsylvania, Home of the Crimson Hawks. IUP is one of the schools that had to change their team names due to the NCAA policy that UND fans are oh so in love with. IUP also demonstrated the importance of doing a google search before you spend a couple million ordering new jersey's and uniforms.

Also of note in the other Semi, Bentley lost to Cal Poly P.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 106: My Team I Do Deeply Dig

Yep, St. Cloud got bounced in the Semi's tonight by Indiana University of Pennsylvania, Home of the Crimson Hawks. IUP is one of the schools that had to change their team names due to the NCAA policy that UND fans are oh so in love with. IUP also demonstrated the importance of doing a google search before you spend a couple million ordering new jersey's and uniforms.

ex-Redskins?