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Trying hard to stick to my diet, but Mexican food is my chilaquiles heel.
Trying hard to stick to my diet, but Mexican food is my chilaquiles heel.
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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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For plays on words, the moderately successful rap group The Bloodhound Gang has some beauties:
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to.
I'm sneaking up like celery, yeah I'm stalking...
Like a DC-10, guaranteed to go down, but baby your black box is the one that I found...
Less hip than Bo Jackson...
For plays on words, the moderately successful rap group The Bloodhound Gang has some beauties:
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to.
I'm sneaking up like celery, yeah I'm stalking...
Like a DC-10, guaranteed to go down, but baby your black box is the one that I found...
Less hip than Bo Jackson...
FadeToBlack&Gold
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Not really a rap fan, but that is hilarious double entendre. Every 80s hair band should be jealous.
Not really a rap fan, but that is hilarious double entendre. Every 80s hair band should be jealous.
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They are pretty much as close to a novelty act as you can get, without being a novelty act. The Spiro line came from a song that they have called "Boom" that featured Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.
They are pretty much as close to a novelty act as you can get, without being a novelty act. The Spiro line came from a song that they have called "Boom" that featured Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.
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I must admit....when viewed from a callipygian perspective, these Olympic Games have been great!
Be it women's beach volleyball or the womens 4x100m relay, you might say I'm an equal opportunity voyeur!
I must admit....when viewed from a callipygian perspective, these Olympic Games have been great!
Be it women's beach volleyball or the womens 4x100m relay, you might say I'm an equal opportunity voyeur!
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I hear that Romney and Ryan were watching news coverage about Clinton's speech last night and they were frustrated that the MSM received it so glowingly after panning their own speeches....I guess they were a pair annoyed.
* props to Gurtholfin for this one.....
I hear that Romney and Ryan were watching news coverage about Clinton's speech last night and they were frustrated that the MSM received it so glowingly after panning their own speeches....I guess they were a pair annoyed.
* props to Gurtholfin for this one.....
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A man I know played such terrible golf yesterday, that he threw his golf pants in the fire. He's the only man I know that's burned his britches behind him.
A man I know played such terrible golf yesterday, that he threw his golf pants in the fire. He's the only man I know that's burned his britches behind him.
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This one is attributed to Antonin Scalia by Cindy Adams from The New York Post. Apparently Justice Scalia was at a Federalist Society event at the New York Athletic Club, promoting his new book.
He opened his speech something along these lines:
A man comes home late at night, drunk...again. He tries to sneak into the house so as not to disturb his wife, but he stumbles and falls down the stairs and winds up flat on his back.
His wife hears the commotion and comes out and in an angry voice says "are you drunk again?"
He replies, "I am not prepared to make any statements, but I will take questions from the floor."
This one is attributed to Antonin Scalia by Cindy Adams from The New York Post. Apparently Justice Scalia was at a Federalist Society event at the New York Athletic Club, promoting his new book.
He opened his speech something along these lines:
A man comes home late at night, drunk...again. He tries to sneak into the house so as not to disturb his wife, but he stumbles and falls down the stairs and winds up flat on his back.
His wife hears the commotion and comes out and in an angry voice says "are you drunk again?"
He replies, "I am not prepared to make any statements, but I will take questions from the floor."
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In a democracy, your vote counts; in Feudalism, your count votes.
In a democracy, your vote counts; in Feudalism, your count votes.
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in chicago, your vote counts twice.
I thought that was Chicago?
in chicago, your vote counts twice.
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Actually, that's how the electoral college used to work, before I think the 11th amendment (or was it the 12th?).
in chicago, your vote counts twice.
Actually, that's how the electoral college used to work, before I think the 11th amendment (or was it the 12th?).
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Okay, I have the setup and the punchline but the middle needs work....anyone who can improve this, please do so!
There's a dispute between a former Olympic 7-time gold medalist in swimming and a flock of small birds, and while it is a blur of hard-to-see activity at first, eventually the former swimmer wins, leading us to conclude that we know who's Spitz and who's swallows.
Okay, I have the setup and the punchline but the middle needs work....anyone who can improve this, please do so!
There's a dispute between a former Olympic 7-time gold medalist in swimming and a flock of small birds, and while it is a blur of hard-to-see activity at first, eventually the former swimmer wins, leading us to conclude that we know who's Spitz and who's swallows.
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