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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
 
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I saw something in a tabloid the other day about John Clark and his wife, Lynn Redgrave. They had mentioned about their boy trying to quench his thirst by milking a cow using his lips. Lynn called out saying lunch was being served at noon, and he was still trying to milk that cow. The picture in the tabloid had the clock showed 11:59.

There was one minute, and Clark's son still sucks. :D
 
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FlagDUDE08 said:
I saw something in a tabloid the other day about John Clark and his wife, Lynn Redgrave. They had mentioned about their boy trying to quench his thirst by milking a cow using his lips. Lynn called out saying lunch was being served at noon, and he was still trying to milk that cow. The picture in the tabloid had the clock showed 11:59.

There was one minute, and Clark's son still sucks. :D
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This one is a keeper.;)
 
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I was having terrible nightmares, one night I dreamt I was a tepee, another night I dreamt I was a yurt. I asked the doctor what was wrong and he said that my subconscious mind was trying to tell me I was two tents.
 
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FreshFish said:
I was having terrible nightmares, one night I dreamt I was a tepee, another night I dreamt I was a yurt. I asked the doctor what was wrong and he said that my subconscious mind was trying to tell me I was in two tents.
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fyp, I think.
 
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What do you call it when a website about snakes fails to load?

e-Reptile Dysfunction.
 
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I saw an annoucement that the lesbian organization was going to merge with the gay men's organization.

The story said that the reasoning behind the decision was, "if you can't lick 'em, join 'em."
 
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A psychiatrist friend of mine just opened a combined practice with a new proctologist in town-I just saw their new sign-"Odds and Ends"
 
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A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walked into a bar...








and the bartender said, "Hi Mitt!"
 
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