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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Gotta watch out for those reflex people. They're beyond straight.
Gotta watch out for those reflex people. They're beyond straight.
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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
I think the French may have flying cars. I overheard a Frenchman give directions to the highway, taking "z axis" road.
I think the French may have flying cars. I overheard a Frenchman give directions to the highway, taking "z axis" road.
owslachief
occupe toi de tes oignons
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Makes sense - the father of Car Tesian coordinates was French if I'm not mistaken. Unless this is putting Descartes before z horse.
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Twitch Boy
Defacing this tagline is a MAX foul
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
What if I told you the road was the Y and Z axis, and X was vertical?
/I do what I want
What if I told you the road was the Y and Z axis, and X was vertical?
/I do what I want
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Severay years ago, Crayola introduced several new colors and had a contest to name them.
Maybe it's time for an update?
I'm sure Rahm Emmanuel would look lovely wearing Gang Green.
And what good leftist today would go out without his T-shirt in a fetching shade of Mauve-On.Org?
Fearful people no longer hide behind yellow, now they can be puce-illanimous instead.
Country music has become much more mainstream today than it was then, and country music fans now proudly display their color, A-Maize-ing Grace.
Severay years ago, Crayola introduced several new colors and had a contest to name them.
Maybe it's time for an update?
I'm sure Rahm Emmanuel would look lovely wearing Gang Green.
And what good leftist today would go out without his T-shirt in a fetching shade of Mauve-On.Org?
Fearful people no longer hide behind yellow, now they can be puce-illanimous instead.
Country music has become much more mainstream today than it was then, and country music fans now proudly display their color, A-Maize-ing Grace.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
I try to integrate math puns into everyday life. I take it to the limit.
I try to integrate math puns into everyday life. I take it to the limit.
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The problem with math puns is that their quality is so variable. It's a real venture into the unknown that one cannot always solve with an elegant algorithm.
That is distinct from Al Gore Rhythm, as was painfully apparent on stage at the Democrat convention when he accepted the vice-presidential nomination.
The problem with math puns is that their quality is so variable. It's a real venture into the unknown that one cannot always solve with an elegant algorithm.
That is distinct from Al Gore Rhythm, as was painfully apparent on stage at the Democrat convention when he accepted the vice-presidential nomination.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Know any good jokes about sodium? Na.
I'm like butter - I'm on a roll!
Know any good jokes about sodium? Na.
I'm like butter - I'm on a roll!
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
How to sulfur and oxygen communicate?
A sulfone
How to sulfur and oxygen communicate?
A sulfone
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He was served by a peroxide blonde??
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Maybe some would rather talk about nitric oxide? NO.
Maybe some would rather talk about nitric oxide? NO.
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Wanna talk about sodium?
Na
Someone asked for Canadian whiskey but received Vanadium Oxide instead.
Wanna talk about sodium?
Na
Someone asked for Canadian whiskey but received Vanadium Oxide instead.
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FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur, germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.
Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur, germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
I was playing Starcraft last night, and got to a campaign mission called "Shoot the Messenger", where I had to take out shuttles before they could escape. One of the ways to win is to destroy the bays from where the shuttles launch. This is an achievement on Hard difficulty, and it is called:
My Cool Bay Explosions
I was playing Starcraft last night, and got to a campaign mission called "Shoot the Messenger", where I had to take out shuttles before they could escape. One of the ways to win is to destroy the bays from where the shuttles launch. This is an achievement on Hard difficulty, and it is called:
My Cool Bay Explosions
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