Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[joecct]

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I'm with ya. Doesn't square with me.

Al-Gebra has issued a Fatwah against this thread.

 

[The Rube]

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The root of the problem is when they show sines of being irrational.

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[Tiggsy]

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There's something about these last few posts that just doesn't add up...

I think we can find a way to integrate the posts into the thread.

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

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I think we can find a way to integrate the posts into the thread.

But I thought you were geometrically opposed to that idea?

 

[owslachief]

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Kids, this is your brain on mathamphetimines.

 

[jericho]

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Maybe this is the RPI student coming out in me, but I found this hysterical.

 

[joecct]

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Here's pie in your eye.

 

[owslachief]

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Here's pie in your eye.

A pi, a pi for my imaginary friend.

 

[FreshFish]

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I've been having trouble developing long-term consistency in my exercise program.

For example, I really like yoga, but I find I only do it in stretches.

 

[owslachief]

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I've been having trouble developing long-term consistency in my exercise program.

For example, I really like yoga, but I find I only do it in stretches.

I've been consistently pestered to get in shape. Isn't round a shape?

 

[FreshFish]

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I've been consistently pestered to get in shape. Isn't round a shape?

Reminds me of an anecdote about the famous soprano Birgit Nilsson in her later years. She was trying to make her way through the orchestra to the stage and kept bumping into the musicians' music stands. The conductor said to her "Sideways, Madam, sideways." She drew herself up and imperiously replied, "With me, there is no sideways!"

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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Reminds me of an anecdote about the famous soprano Birgit Nilsson in her later years. She was trying to make her way through the orchestra to the stage and kept bumping into the musicians' music stands. The conductor said to her "Sideways, Madam, sideways." She drew herself up and imperiously replied, "With me, there is no sideways!"

And she came in... from that side... in a single pile.

 

[owslachief]

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And she came in... from that side... in a single pile.

I can somehow hear Bert Parks singing "... here she is - North America ..."

 

[jericho]

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My friend's doctor couldn't quite get the fit of his cast right, so he kept getting plastered.

 

[DrDemento]

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Anyone know if Harper Lee was plastered when she wrote "Tequila Mockingbird"?

 

[huskyfan]

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dont know about the tequila, but she was ginned up to get the book finished

 

[joecct]

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Need to watch more "Get Smart!" episodes.

 

[owslachief]

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Anyone know if Harper Lee was plastered when she wrote "Tequila Mockingbird"?

She was at the end of the bottle. A bookworm.

Somewhat related subject - one of the best sports bar names in my travels:
Benicia, CA: "Bottom of the Fifth"

 

[FreshFish]

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The butcher was overworked but remained in good spirits nevertheless.

He was rushing to get a past-due order ready for customer pickup when he backed into his meat grinder.

"Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work."

 

[owslachief]

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Reminds me of the time the irate customer walked behind the counter and into the baker's kitchen, found a fresh round of dough and nailed him in the face.
"Thanks," he said. "I kneaded that."