Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[owslachief]

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the ref went up to a notoriously dirty hockey player and told him he would be thrown out of the game. premature ejectulation..

(credit to mr huskyfan)

Have you heard about some exciting news regarding premature ejaculation?

Stay tuned, it's coming quickly!

 

[jericho]

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It supposedly will really get the blood pumping.

 

[DrDemento]

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This is one pun that wasn't hard for me to understand.

 

[joecct]

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This is one pun that wasn't hard for me to understand.

You're just a soft touch!

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

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The twin lobsters don't share well....they are shell-fish.

 

[DrDemento]

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The twin lobsters don't share well....they are shell-fish.

i wouldn't know-they would not talk to me-they clammed up when I asked them a question.

 

[joecct]

i wouldn't know-they would not talk to me-they clammed up when I asked them a question.

Does doctor - patient confidentiality prevent discussion of their boils?

 

[owslachief]

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Does doctor - patient confidentiality prevent discussion of their boils?

::sigh:: what shell we talk about next?

 

[huskyfan]

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don't mean to get crabby and mussel in on this conversation but ...

 

[owslachief]

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don't mean to get crabby and mussel in on this conversation but ...

What a shellfish thing to do.

 

[DrDemento]

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Does doctor - patient confidentiality prevent discussion of their boils?

Many get steamed when you bring that up

 

[owslachief]

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Many get steamed when you bring that up

I'm amused by these stock answers.

 

[joecct]

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I'm amused by these stock answers.

Good thing they're not fishy.

 

[owslachief]

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Good thing they're not fishy.

Et touffee, Brutus

 

[jericho]

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Why is alcohol never served at mathematician's parties?

It's dangerous to drink and derive.

 

[owslachief]

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Why is alcohol never served at mathematician's parties?

It's dangerous to drink and derive.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

 

[jericho]

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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

They can never get anyone to cosine their loans and they don't tell good stories, they always go off on tangents.

 

[owslachief]

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They can never get anyone to cosine their loans and they don't tell good stories, they always go off on tangents.

The root of the problem is when they show sines of being irrational.

 

[FlagDUDE08]

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There's something about these last few posts that just doesn't add up...

 

[owslachief]

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There's something about these last few posts that just doesn't add up...

I'm with ya. Doesn't square with me.