Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

Nun: Of course I want to be in the heavens with you, but I do miss being Mother Superior.
God: Everything is a trade-off, Nun of the Above.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

some people are ridiculously competitive.

"My son is a really good lad."
-- well, my son is even ladder!
"My son is the laddest of all!"

 

[MissThundercat]

Gaston is the winner of the No Belle prize.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Apple & Google have teamed up for the newest collaborative VR head device.

They're calling it iGoogles.



Hey whaddya expect? I'm not getting paid for this

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

We've established on a previous thread that Sir Cumference was the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table, and that he got his shape from too much pi,

But what I really want to know is, did he retire after the injury to his radius?

 

[MissThundercat]

So apostrophes can be pretty cool, though they can be possessive.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

 

[MissThundercat]

Hulk Hogan: When I was younger, I struggled with manic depression.
Reporter: So you're saying you had to... wrestle mania?

The reporter got leg dropped.

 

[joecct]

Hulk Hogan: When I was younger, I struggled with manic depression.
Reporter: So you're saying you had to... wrestle mania?

The reporter got leg dropped.

Is an office building devoted to ambulance chasers the SuePlex?

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Is an office building devoted to ambulance chasers the SuePlex?

That's no Stone Cold Stunner.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do you get when you cross a bear and a deer?

Beer.

 

[jericho]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What do you get when you cross a bear and a deer?

Beer.

better outcome than a dare, I suppose...

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I see that a lifetime achievement award for most compelling writer of suspense novels goes to Paige Turner....

 

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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

better outcome than a dare, I suppose...

but not as good as a dear.

 

[MissThundercat]

Did you hear about the pizza without toppings? There was mushroom for improvement.

 

[MissThundercat]

A leprechaun asked me for $5. Said he was a little short.

 

[joecct]

A leprechaun asked me for $5. Said he was a little short.

But he was golden.

 

[MissThundercat]

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Eh, let's skip it.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Son: Dad, the dentist says that bacon and soda works just as good as toothpaste!
Dad: That's baking soda, son.