MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
The people he was with Argon.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
- Thread starter FreshFish
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The people he was with Argon.
Did Calcium leave?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Scientist 1: Oh no, I dropped the base!
Scientist 2: I don't mind a little dubstep in the lab
(They laugh)
Scientist 1: We should probably evacuate.
Scientist 2: Yeah...
Scientist 2: I don't mind a little dubstep in the lab
(They laugh)
Scientist 1: We should probably evacuate.
Scientist 2: Yeah...
NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I tried to make reservations at the library, only to find out they're completely booked.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I once took a shrubbery to the Ni, and my life completely changed.
I once took a shrubbery to the Ni, and my life completely changed.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Wife: we have some extra cash. Should we upgrade our safe, or spend it on a traditional Indian garment?
Me: better safe than sari
Me: better safe than sari
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
With March 17 not that far away ...
Soon it'll be spring and I'll be revisited by my favorite outdoor space designer ... Paddy O'Furniture.
I'm going to a shooting exhibition by the famous sportsman ... Rick O'Shea.
With March 17 not that far away ...
Soon it'll be spring and I'll be revisited by my favorite outdoor space designer ... Paddy O'Furniture.
I'm going to a shooting exhibition by the famous sportsman ... Rick O'Shea.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Joe, this could get really ugly really fast. Don't challenge me.
Signed,
Capt. Double Entredre
Joe, this could get really ugly really fast. Don't challenge me.
Signed,
Capt. Double Entredre
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
It is said that bankers usually leave their wives/girlfriends satisfied, because of the substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
It is said that bankers usually leave their wives/girlfriends satisfied, because of the substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray!
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray!
NEWI Badger Fan
Registered User
Father: I don't trust those trees, son.
Son: What? Why not?
Father: They seem kind of shady.
Son: What? Why not?
Father: They seem kind of shady.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Your dish is so over-seasoned I can hear Salt and Pepa singing "Push It!"
Your dish is so over-seasoned I can hear Salt and Pepa singing "Push It!"
Were you in Bemidji?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Turn back time one hour this Sunday. Cher this with your friends.
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
You're going to have a really bad surprise come Sunday if this is anything other than a joke.
You're going to have a really bad surprise come Sunday if this is anything other than a joke.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
You're right. Should have saved this for November.