MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Happy Pi Day!
What is Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
Apple pi.
What is Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
Apple pi.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
You can't run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents.
You can't run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
On the news tonight, I saw that a man in boxers led police on a brief chase.
#TightyWhitiesMatter
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Camping: it's in tents!
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Whenever I console a grammar Nazi, I give them a hug and say there, they're, their.
Here hear!
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I saw a line in an interview with Michael Weatherly. Apparently he was in an episode of The Cosby Show as Theo's college roommate. He had a casting call for a recurring role, and he showed up with a subway token taped to his forehead.
"Who are you?" he was asked.
-- the token white guy.
He was not asked to return.
I saw a line in an interview with Michael Weatherly. Apparently he was in an episode of The Cosby Show as Theo's college roommate. He had a casting call for a recurring role, and he showed up with a subway token taped to his forehead.
"Who are you?" he was asked.
-- the token white guy.
He was not asked to return.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
This one is from Rocko's Modern Life:
"I wanted to be a surgeon, but I just couldn't cut it!"
This one is from Rocko's Modern Life:
"I wanted to be a surgeon, but I just couldn't cut it!"
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If you think microwaves spying on you is bad, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
If you think microwaves spying on you is bad, remember that your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Last year, I joined a self-help group for procrastinators. They keep saying "we'll meet tomorrow..."
Last year, I joined a self-help group for procrastinators. They keep saying "we'll meet tomorrow..."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Saw this on a church sign, and maybe joecct will add on:
"Jesus changed a grave situation."
Saw this on a church sign, and maybe joecct will add on:
"Jesus changed a grave situation."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Cashew
: The sound of a nut sneezing
Cashew
: The sound of a nut sneezing
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be so mad...
I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be so mad...
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A friend of mine who's really into plants was telling me that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When I expressed doubts, they looked me and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
A friend of mine who's really into plants was telling me that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.
When I expressed doubts, they looked me and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"