MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Guy: you're the most average girl here.
Girl: wow, you're mean.
Guy: no, you are.
Girl: wow, you're mean.
Guy: no, you are.
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Really Terrible Puns, v 10
- Thread starter FreshFish
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Were they standing in the median when they discussed this?
Were they standing in the median when they discussed this?
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
The couple then went for a drive but crashed at the infamous bell curve.
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
She has a weird sexual fetish, but at least it's a Standard Deviation.
She has a weird sexual fetish, but at least it's a Standard Deviation.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
To find the volume of pizza:
If depth=a and radius=z, then pi*z*z*a.
To find the volume of pizza:
If depth=a and radius=z, then pi*z*z*a.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Two fathers are talking:
Dad 1: My son came out to me as transgender.
Dad 2: So... does that make you transparent?
Two fathers are talking:
Dad 1: My son came out to me as transgender.
Dad 2: So... does that make you transparent?
I thought rehab was when you got traded back to Montreal. My apologies.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
That was so bad I should Canuck you in head. No Sens taking it further. Instead, I'll Leaf. Yup. Gotta Jet. Flame away. Oil catch ya later.
That was so bad I should Canuck you in head. No Sens taking it further. Instead, I'll Leaf. Yup. Gotta Jet. Flame away. Oil catch ya later.
Isle have the Lone Ranger save me!
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Faster than Lightning in a Hurricane some Predator Bruins the joke.
Faster than Lightning in a Hurricane some Predator Bruins the joke.
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
this Wild thread is one of the Stars of USCHO, just an Avalanche of fun.
this Wild thread is one of the Stars of USCHO, just an Avalanche of fun.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
And then on Red Wings, this thread will jump the Sharks.
If Shirtless bought a blue jacket, he'd still be shirtless, but the ladies would no longer duck for cover when we went by.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
And when I wear my Blue Jacket, I hang with Kings who play the Blues. They say they're haunted by Devils who ride on Panthers.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
There was a chemist who put carbon all over his lab. You could say he was in his element.
Who was he bonding with?