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Really Terrible Puns, v 10

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Could not figure where to put this,but since it is Monty Python...

Fans of The Ministry of Silly Walks sketch should know that you can 'Silly Walk' whenever you like yourself via the official 'Ministry of Silly Walks' app!

If, like me, the state of your knees prevents you from doing these very silly manoeuvres in real life, then this really is the next best thing.

Also applicable to young people who can't be bothered to go outside, and would prefer silly walking via their armchair.

Download links below:

iOS - https://itunes.apple.com/app/monty-pythons-ministry-silly/id883997728

Android - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.boondogglestudios.sillywalks
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

You may not recognize all of these very famous people when you hear their full names....

Benjamin Dover
Catherine Mandu
Philip Ayshow
Constance Lingus
Dorothy Comm
William Payor

.....
 
FreshFish said:
You may not recognize all of these very famous people when you hear their full names....

Benjamin Dover
Catherine Mandu
Philip Ayshow
Constance Lingus
Dorothy Comm
William Payor

.....
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Dick Assman

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/saskatoon/dick-assman-of-regina-dies-82-1.3728016
 
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Dick Trickle <-- Yes, real, and drove in NASCAR. And part of the greatest headline ever when he qualified well enough to start first in a race sponsored by a beer: "Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch".
 
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Lawyer: My client didn't do anything!
Judge: Would you please tell your client to sit down?
Lawyer: He's a real stand up guy!
Judge: F-ck he's good...
 
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joecct said:
Dick Assman

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/saskatoon/dick-assman-of-regina-dies-82-1.3728016
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NEWI Badger Fan said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hunt_(American_football)

As a Packer Fan, I remember Mike Hunt playing for the Pack.
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The Sicatoka said:
Dick Trickle <-- Yes, real, and drove in NASCAR. And part of the greatest headline ever when he qualified well enough to start first in a race sponsored by a beer: "Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch".
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Also thinking of Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern:

"I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss."
...
"I wish I had Amanda Huggenkiss."
"Maybe you should lower your standards!"
 
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joecct said:
Dick Assman

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/saskatoon/dick-assman-of-regina-dies-82-1.3728016
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NEWI Badger Fan said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hunt_(American_football)

As a Packer Fan, I remember Mike Hunt playing for the Pack.
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The Sicatoka said:
Dick Trickle <-- Yes, real, and drove in NASCAR. And part of the greatest headline ever when he qualified well enough to start first in a race sponsored by a beer: "Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch".
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joecct said:
Ophelia Theisentitz
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Mike Rotch
 
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St. Clown said:
I grew up playing hockey with a guy named Mike Raasch. He heard those jokes until he became bigger than the other kids, and they didn't want to lose.
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I imagine most guys with the surname "Hyman" have had to deal with the nickname "Buster" at one point or another....
 
Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz! [the entire bar laughs; realizes] Wait a minute... Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
 
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ShirtlessBob said:
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz! [the entire bar laughs; realizes] Wait a minute... Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
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I read an internet theory not long ago that Moe has known all along that Bart's been the prankster but would go along with the bit because Moe has a soft spot for children, as seen in numerous other episodes.

I don't necessarily buy it, but it's tough to dismiss without giving it a little bit of thought as a fan.

Also, that bit sort of died out with caller ID and even more so when the cell phone became popular. Kids don't understand the concept of a prank call these days.
 
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I witnessed a real live "Moe's Tavern" incident at a past job.

< site PA system >

Mister Jablomee, Mister Heywood Jablomee ... please dial site security ...

< /site PA system >
 
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The Sicatoka said:
I witnessed a real live "Moe's Tavern" incident at a past job.

< site PA system >

Mister Jablomee, Mister Heywood Jablomee ... please dial site security ...

< /site PA system >
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Yeah, at one job years past, every new receptionist was asked to page Connie Lingus.

Though no one admitted to knowing her cousin, Rosie Palms.
 
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