Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Hey, are you single?
No, I'm plural.
I meant, are you free this Friday?
No, I'm expensive.

 

[MissThundercat]

If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

I was once friends with a subliminal underwear advertiser, but only briefly.

 

[MissThundercat]

Rick Astley said you could borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

 

[MissThundercat]

I went fishing for the halibut.

 

[joecct]

I went fishing for the halibut.

When fish get sick, do they see a sturgeon?

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

As I was finishing the final course of brick on my beautifully level front yard brick wall one late afternoon, I noticed my neighbor thoughtfully looking over my work. For an hour, he never moved. Finally, he gathered himself, walked up to me and said, "good evening!"

 

[MissThundercat]

When fish get sick, do they see a sturgeon?

Let's ask the grouper what they think.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Let's ask the grouper what they think.

Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Of your pet Nauga hid on the couch, would you ever find it?

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?

You're all talking out of your bass.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I knew this Pastafarian doctor who served in an Army M*A*S*H unit. Talk about a meatball surgeon.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?

You know as well as I do that poles don't matter!

You're all talking out of your bass.

Sorry man, it's been a roughy week.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

If tomatoes are fruit is ketchup a smoothie?

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

You know as well as I do that poles don't matter!

Sorry man, it's been a roughy week.

I flounder for a proper response.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Dogs can't run an MRI machine... but catscan.

 

[joecct]

Dogs can't run an MRI machine... but catscan.

Yep, but they always seem to hit the pause button on the remote.

 

[NEWI Badger Fan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they Lactose.

 

[MissThundercat]

4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. Ohio is just plain Erie.

 

[joecct]

4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. Ohio is just plain Erie.

When did Lake Ontario move?