Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

Teacher: What is the meaning of procrastination?
Wakko Warner: I'll tell you tomorrow.

 

[MissThundercat]

Bad puns make me (sic).

 

[MissThundercat]

are you sure you didn't mix up their schedule with that of the self-help group for procrastinators?

By the way, I am taking care of.my procrastination issues, just you wait and see.

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Wakko Warner: I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
(see above)

 

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I once told someone who claimed to be both a UND hockey and an NDSU football fan that when they leave a room full of UND hockey fans and go into a room full of NDSU football fans the average IQ of both rooms goes up.

 

[goldy_331]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks "is this stool taken."

 

[MissThundercat]

Turn back time this Sunday. Cher with your friends

 

[MissThundercat]

I have a fear of elevators, but lately I've taken steps to avoid it.

 

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I have a fear of elevators, but lately I've taken steps to avoid it.

I love what you've done to this thread.

 

[MissThundercat]

I love what you've done to this thread.

I thought it was a bad pun.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I love what you've done to this thread.

...said the customer to his tailor....

 

[joecct]

I love what you've done to this thread.

He's been right on the button so far!

 

[MissThundercat]

When Vanna White dies, her family will receive a lot of touching letters.

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

When Vanna White dies, her family will receive a lot of touching letters.

Unless she dies of Irritable Vowel Disease.

 

[St. Clown]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Unless she dies of Irritable Vowel Disease.

It's impossible to fathom, she's been such a consonant presence in our TV lives.

 

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I have a good philosophy pun in mind, but I Kant post it right now.

 

[MissThundercat]

I bought a thesaurus from the store, brought it home, and discovered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I have a good philosophy pun in mind, but I Kant post it right now.

Hmm... Dewey have a way to respond?

(better heard than read...)

 

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I've been asked to.post tbis here:

Since the Standing Rock Tribe is opposing the pipeline, are they now the Fighting Sioux?

 

[MissThundercat]

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.