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Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

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This story is like an editor in 1962 running a breathless expose about how a car's back seat is often also used for (sit down for this) sex.

What did people think that the classified ads in the back of every city and collegetown indy paper for the last 30 years that read "should be generous" meant? Charity work at the soup kitchen?
 
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Kepler said:
This story is like an editor in 1962 running a breathless expose about how a car's back seat is often also used for (sit down for this) sex.

What did people think that the classified ads in the back of every city and collegetown indy paper for the last 30 years that read "should be generous" meant? Charity work at the soup kitchen?
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Wonder if there's a sugar "granny" out there for me?
 
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Gurtholfin said:
Wonder if there's a sugar "granny" out there for me?
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There's no way I am googling that because you and I both know, by the law of the internet, that not only is it available but probably with pics.
 
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Ok, so on the one hand this is bad because it's fascist, but on the other hand it contains my favorite news item sentence of the day.

“Someone is always selling coke or pills in the bathroom when I’m there,” said Justin Stewart.
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Your honesty is refreshing, son.
 
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The Palin family crashed a party last weekend and a brawl ensued.

Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some ****ed Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/palin-family-brawl_n_5805816.html
 
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Who the @#$% is Amanda Coyne? You ladies better be careful. You know what happens to people who pizz Sarah off.
 
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Kepler said:
Don't cross Caribou Barbie.

Why doesn't the white conservative community come out and strongly decry their culture of violence?
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And now he has no motivation to withhold spilling everything he saw (or worse, recorded.) TMZ is probably writing the check as we speak.
 
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Who the @#$% is Amanda Coyne? You ladies better be careful. You know what happens to people who pizz Sarah off.
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News blogger here in Alaska. She's a pretty big deal up here. She can cross the Palins just fine as they are regarded in the same vain as any other trashy Wasilla family. Just televised.
 
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Jimjamesak said:
News blogger here in Alaska. She's a pretty big deal up here. She can cross the Palins just fine as they are regarded in the same vain as any other trashy Wasilla family. Just televised.
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No offense intended, but a "pretty big deal" in Alaska generally doesn't move the needle anywhere else. Sarah may be trashy, but I'm guessing she could beat your b*lls off.
 
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