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Nice Plant #7: Get me off of this planet

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joecct said:
Harmless. People believe a lot of things that other people don't. If they're happy, then I'm happy for them.
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I disagree. I think they should be nominated for Biggest ****** In The Universe. They might be able to knock John Edward off the throne.

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(Too obscure? (I felt old when I made a reference to the Simpson's monorail episode and no one got it. (This is nearly as old (yay parentheticals))))
 
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joecct said:
They had sex?
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The mannequins are set up so that Adam is sitting in the grotto with a come-to-me look and reaching out to Eve. Then Barry White started playing and I assumed the rest.
 
St. Clown said:
The mannequins are set up so that Adam is sitting in the grotto with a come-to-me look and reaching out to Eve. Then Barry White started playing and I assumed the rest.
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How did Barry White get there? Who came first - Barry, Adam, or Eve??
 
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joecct said:
How did Barry White get there? Who came first - Barry, Adam, or Eve??
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Adam came first, and that's the way Eve liked it. Because It's twue! It really is twue what they say.
 
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Barry White irrelevant factoid of the day: His voice was so low it would trigger the automation system at the station I worked for in Houston. Suddenly the thing would just shut down. Just some stray very base tones that the system read as the 10KC stop tones. Oops. Caused no amount of hair pulling 'till the engineers figured out what was going on. Don't recall the fix.
 
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In Massachusetts, having a cigar to celebrate graduation from high school is a violation of the "drug and alcohol" policy, and requires the violators be dismissed from their lacrosse team before the state championship game. But running away from an alcohol related traffic accident in which a young woman drowns like a rat, then lying about it for the rest of your worthless life. . .well, that's a horse of a different color.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/0...oking-cigars-at-graduation/?intcmp=latestnews
 
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Man shoots the moon.....literally! :eek:

An Arizona man arrested for unlawfully discharging a firearm told authorities that he was trying to shoot the moon.

Prescott Valley police say 39-year-old Cameron Read also admitted to smoking marijuana before the incident last Friday night.
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