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Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

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Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

You've been Onion'd. Though I'm sure it will happen at some point.

That site is interesting. They cover the VA shooting (real) and they also do this. Are they InfoWars or the Onion? Or is the point that there is no difference anymore?

BTW, the second sun story contains the following in the Comments section, which I would like to nominate as the winner of... something.

That be it nobody capable understand brains wired short unable??. How long till see pass then maybe!!. Maybe not !! Dont be fooled brainwarhed,!!!!!...
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

That site is interesting. They cover the VA shooting (real) and they also do this. Are they InfoWars or the Onion? Or is the point that there is no difference anymore?

BTW, the second sun story contains the following in the Comments section, which I would like to nominate as the winner of... something.

If there are any happy stories on the site, it can't possibly be InfoWars. There are theories that Alex Jones is part of the same illuminati that socially engineered Facebook to only put stories on your news feed's "Top Stories" that will **** you off.
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

If there are any happy stories on the site, it can't possibly be InfoWars. There are theories that Alex Jones is part of the same illuminati that socially engineered Facebook to only put stories on your news feed's "Top Stories" that will **** you off.

That doesn't make sense. The whole plan is to lull the sheeple to sleep. Why make them mad?
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

That doesn't make sense. The whole plan is to lull the sheeple to sleep. Why make them mad?

For those "in the yellow zone" that are staying awake but have a possibility to be retrained, you have to plum tucker them out. Get their blood pressure up. They'll either die of a heart attack, or "turn off the news" and "go to sleep", like a good sheep.

If Alex Jones truly were anti-illuminati, he would have been heart attacked by now, just like Breitbart. Illuminati still has a use for Jones, especially when he's been declared by those "in the green zone" as "nut bar factor six".
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

For those "in the yellow zone" that are staying awake but have a possibility to be retrained, you have to plum tucker them out. Get their blood pressure up. They'll either die of a heart attack, or "turn off the news" and "go to sleep", like a good sheep.

If Alex Jones truly were anti-illuminati, he would have been heart attacked by now, just like Breitbart. Illuminati still has a use for Jones, especially when he's been declared by those "in the green zone" as "nut bar factor six".

I'll say this for you. You live in a much more interesting world than I do.

Probably the biggest lesson I have learned from reducing my Erdos number for proximity to real power to about a 2 is the complete banality of power, and the arbitrary and unplanned-ness of it all. It would be extremely disappointing to conspiracy theorists if they knew that EVERYBODY is just making it up as they go along. Not only is their no plan, there couldn't even be one. The natural condition of power is chaos, and its stance is reactive. Human leaders are weak middle schoolers constantly trying to extract themselves from the lockers that History throws them into.

But of course you would say that's only because the real puppet-masters are farther behind the scenes, etc...

I for one would take comfort in the idea that there is a 5' 10" barber in Davenport, IA who is actually running the whole show.
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

I'll say this for you. You live in a much more interesting world than I do.

Probably the biggest lesson I have learned from reducing my Erdos number for proximity to real power to about a 2 is the complete banality of power, and the arbitrary and unplanned-ness of it all. It would be extremely disappointing to conspiracy theorists if they knew that EVERYBODY is just making it up as they go along. Not only is their no plan, there couldn't even be one. The natural condition of power is chaos, and its stance is reactive. Human leaders are weak middle schoolers constantly trying to extract themselves from the lockers that History throws them into.

But of course you would say that's only because the real puppet-masters are farther behind the scenes, etc...

I for one would take comfort in the idea that there is a 5' 10" barber in Davenport, IA who is actually running the whole show.

Dont you get it FraudDUDE is the Rabbithole.

Still waiting Fraudy...
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

I'll say this for you. You live in a much more interesting world than I do.

Probably the biggest lesson I have learned from reducing my Erdos number for proximity to real power to about a 2 is the complete banality of power, and the arbitrary and unplanned-ness of it all. It would be extremely disappointing to conspiracy theorists if they knew that EVERYBODY is just making it up as they go along. Not only is their no plan, there couldn't even be one. The natural condition of power is chaos, and its stance is reactive. Human leaders are weak middle schoolers constantly trying to extract themselves from the lockers that History throws them into.

But of course you would say that's only because the real puppet-masters are farther behind the scenes, etc...

I for one would take comfort in the idea that there is a 5' 10" barber in Davenport, IA who is actually running the whole show.

You're assuming there is no plan. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY they could have drafted the PATRIOT Act in a month. Heck, some news outlets reported WTC7 was down while it was still standing. There is a plan, you took the bait of the lamestream media that there isn't one. As for the "leaks", did you ever think that maybe they wanted to leak some of it, or even come up with a cover story that sounds like a leak in order to get people riled up? Anyone who figures out things and isn't part of the illuminati plan gets heart-attacked. Makes you wonder if Snowden actually is a part of the plan, and they sent him to Russia to "live in exile" in order to take the attention off of what is really happening.
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

Kep,

Unfortunately, given your serial expressions of concern regarding Christian and/or conservative plots, conspiracies, etc. to control/destroy/etc. the country/world, you're probably not the one to tell Flag those ideas are a bit out there.
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

Today in derp.

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) said Friday that Congress should impeach President Barack Obama if he uses executive action to expand background checks to more gun purchases.
 

For Petes Sake Tom. I know a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich, but I would have hoped that you'd have a higher standard.

You had Slick for lying under oath, and then botched the indictment to include window dressing to drum up the masses.

You're the idiots who let presidents issue Executive Orders for just about anything. Now when somebody fully realizes that he can rule by fiat, you get upset? Look in the mirror, Dick and tell me what you see.

I'll tell you - a jackaß
 
Re: Nice Planet X: I knew it, I'm surrounded by a-holes!

For Petes Sake Tom. I know a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich...
Especially now with the WHO's recent press release of claiming ham might be a carcinogen, or simply contain them, the article I read was somewhat muddled on that point.
 
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