NHL 2024: SLC Puck

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

NHL investigating Dallas for cba violatiom.

deboer offered up that there was optional practice over the 3 day break that isn’t optional for the young guys

so they had illegal practice, played a team who had to get up at 5am game day and fly for 3.5 hours, missing three top players and still lost lmao

it should be punished but…insert Ottawa joke here

 

[Jimjamesak]

Vancouver gives up 3 goals in the last 5 minutes then loses in OT on this gem of a giveaway to Seattle of all teams (I am a Kraken fan but JFC they’ve been awful).

 

[Jimjamesak]

Note to Canada: Don't take penalties.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Also, the Canadian online meltdown has already begun!

 

[Kepler]

Note to Canada: Don't take penalties.

That was a very public suicide.

 

[Kepler]

If I am reading this right:

Finland-Slovakia and Canada-Czech Republic in the QF. Let's Go Slavs!

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Omg. I think spurgeon is done for good

another fucking scumbag no name with a dirty hit. Slewfoot and match, this scum had 9 suspensions in junior hockey. NINE

I hope he’s drinking through a straw soon

 

[Jimjamesak]

Omg. I think spurgeon is done for good

another ****ing scumbag no name with a dirty hit. Slewfoot and match, this scum had 9 suspensions in junior hockey. NINE

I hope he’s drinking through a straw soon

And twice in the AHL.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

And twice in the AHL.

I feel like- if you get suspended for spearing a fan through the glass, you should be permabanned

 

[Jimjamesak]

On one hand, yeah the US WJC team is absolutely being a bunch of little ****s with all the showboating cellys and the trash talk.

On the other hand, slow your roll Canada. You have no legs to stand on here.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I sincerely hope I’m never desperate enough to try repeated enemas with forced vomiting

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/hKD3fK3rD9

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

How much did he pay for that experience? Jeebus!

 

[Kepler]

Slovakia outplayed Finland in every aspect except the one that counts. Boo.

 

[Kepler]

I want Sikora to score just to hear the crowd.

 

[First Time Long Time]

Suck it Canada!

 

[Kepler]

That was not suboptimal.

 

[aparch]

How much did he pay for that experience? Jeebus!

Jokes on him. He could have saved thousands by just renting an apartment in the South Loop, ate a bunch of Crave Cases of White Castle sliders, and drank Malort until the same thing happened.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

So outdoor games in Tampa and Miami next year?

if Chicago is split into two squads to play both games, which side gets bedard?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Finally getting to watch a little San Jose and celebrini.

I think celebrini is much more exciting than bedard at this point

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

So outdoor games in Tampa and Miami next year?

Oh please oh please oh please let it be 75 degrees and humid as fck.

Also, is it just me, or did it look like Herr Bettman was sporting a new rug in a recent photo? Perhaps it was just the angle, IDK.