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NFL 2011: The Suck for Luck edition

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And the Denver Tebows win again.

And Mountie: Twitch already posted the video earlier in the thread.
 
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KC is playing so poorly every time I turn the game on, I've flipped back to The Empire Strikes Back.
 
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Tim Tebow, Joe Montana and Peyton Manning walk into a bar. They order a round of beers, except for Tebow who just has appletinis. One round turns into another and pretty soon, they're all feeling good. The smack starts flying around. "Admit it fellas, I'm the best QB of all time", says Joe, rings are the proof of that.""Don't think so, Joe," says Peyton, "look at the stats and admit you're wrong."... Tebow jumps in, "You guys had good teams. I can take a total loser and make them a winner. I'm the best."

They decide to hash it out right there, with a football. Joe goes first and throws a football the length of the bar and knocks a beer glass off the head of the bartender. "Beat that," he says. Peyton stands up and also from the length of the bar, knocks a shot glass out of a waitress's mouth. "I guess that settles it," Peyton says as he sits back down.

Tebow stands up, grabs a football and throws it. It zips away from the bartender, behind the waitress and out a open window falling into the men's room. The crowd suddenly erupts and declares Tebow the winner.

Befuddled, Joe asks, "Why are they cheering for you!?!??"

"I'm Tim Tebow," Tim replies, "I win without hitting anything"
 
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From Deadspin: How Kyle Orton Happens

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