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New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

KICK {PROVICED OUT OF HOCKEY RAST! THEY HAVEN"T NEVER WON NOTHING!

Just saying don't root for Providence.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Root for Huntsville. Everybody but Bemidji likes them.
 
They actually HATE Huntsville?

That goes back to the days they were both in DII, and the only two DII teams that were worth a crap. I didn't know the hate still lingered but if what you guys say is true I find it somewhat reassuring.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

We probably need to know more about this guy before we can recommend a team...

For example...
Are you a racist, hostile and abusive drunken individual? If yes, North Dakota.
Do you get aroused when you see roadkill deer on the side of the road? If yes, Wisconsin.
Are you so arrogant that you can barely function in normal society? If yes, Minnesota.
Do you enjoy burning couches and snorting coke in your free time? If yes, Michigan State.
Do you constantly have the urge to tell people where you went to school? If yes, Michigan.
Are you a huge fan of professional wresting and have a meth lab in your crawl space? If yes, St. Cloud State.
Are you essentially a MN fan, but think popped collars are a "good look". If yes, Boston College.
Do you have social anxiety around women, and get drunk while playing dungeons and dragons? If yes, Michigan Tech.
Are you literally so high right now that you don't know what you're reading? If yes, Colorado College.

And so on...

Awesome....I've only now stopped laughing :D
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

We probably need to know more about this guy before we can recommend a team...

Are you a huge fan of professional wresting and have a meth lab in your crawl space? If yes, St. Cloud State.

And so on...

You missed the "snowmobile jacket" reference. One demerit. Sorry.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

That goes back to the days they were both in DII, and the only two DII teams that were worth a crap. I didn't know the hate still lingered but if what you guys say is true I find it somewhat reassuring.

*whoosh*

I know the history. ;) Just making light of it all. :D

WHO HATES HUNTSVILLE? WE HATE HUNTSVILLE! (I'm indiff-rent!)
WHO HATES HARVARD? YALE HATES HARVARD!
WHO HATES COLGATE? CREST HATES COLGATE!
WHO HATES UNION? WHAT IS UNION?!
 
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