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New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

burd said:
Thankfully, only "almost."

But man, if I supported a team with only 5 I'd think about switching to Lacrosse.
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Bettter odds: UM wins its 6th, or UW fans accomplish just one of the following: lose weight, sober up, learn to talk without shouting, learn the game of hockey.

It's good to see you're such a fan btw
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Slap Shot said:
Bettter odds: UM wins its 6th, or UW fans accomplish just one of the following old tropes... blah, blah, blah...
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I thought the Wolverines already had 9. :confused:
 
Boomchenko said:
Hey everyone. Very new to hockey and even more so when it comes to College Hockey. Being from Australia I don't get to see much hockey on TV but the little I have watched has really made an impression. I've been to the US a few times, mainly Northeast(ME, NH, VT) and don't know what college teams to keep an eye on. I like supporting up and coming teams that are developing, rather then year in and year out stud programs. Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

-Boom.
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As you can see, passion and pride run rabid here.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Regardless, you don't want to be a fan of any of the teams represented by the posters in this silly argument.
 
bigblue_dl said:
Regardless, you don't want to be a fan of any of the teams represented by the posters in this silly argument.
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Is anyone really arguing or just having fun with rivals? Isn't that part of the enjoyment of it all? Sorry, I'll only be super serious.


:D
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Kepler said:
Well, if you're offended by fans, there's always Harvard.
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Alabama-Huntsville, too. Added bonus of being the southern most team, sort of like the guy starting this thread.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Slap Shot said:
Is anyone really arguing or just having fun with rivals? Isn't that part of the enjoyment of it all? Sorry, I'll only be super serious.


:D
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Well that wasn't really my point. I was just trying to say: Word of advice, don't be a fan of UW, UM or UND. :D
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

We probably need to know more about this guy before we can recommend a team...

For example...
Are you a racist, hostile and abusive drunken individual? If yes, North Dakota.
Do you get aroused when you see roadkill deer on the side of the road? If yes, Wisconsin.
Are you so arrogant that you can barely function in normal society? If yes, Minnesota.
Do you enjoy burning couches and snorting coke in your free time? If yes, Michigan State.
Do you constantly have the urge to tell people where you went to school? If yes, Michigan.
Are you a huge fan of professional wresting and have a meth lab in your crawl space? If yes, St. Cloud State.
Are you essentially a MN fan, but think popped collars are a "good look". If yes, Boston College.
Do you have social anxiety around women, and get drunk while playing dungeons and dragons? If yes, Michigan Tech.
Are you literally so high right now that you don't know what you're reading? If yes, Colorado College.

And so on...
 
bigblue_dl said:
We probably need to know more about this guy before we can recommend a team...

For example...
Are you a racist, hostile and abusive drunken individual? If yes, North Dakota.
Do you get aroused when you see roadkill deer on the side of the road? If yes, Wisconsin.
Are you so arrogant that you can barely function in normal society? If yes, Minnesota.
Do you enjoy burning couches and snorting coke in your free time? If yes, Michigan State.
Do you constantly have the urge to tell people where you went to school? If yes, Michigan.
Are you a huge fan of professional wresting and have a meth lab in your crawl space? If yes, St. Cloud State.
Are you essentially a MN fan, but think popped collars are a "good look". If yes, Boston College.
Do you have social anxiety around women, and get drunk while playing dungeons and dragons? If yes, Michigan Tech.
Are you literally so high right now that you don't know what you're reading? If yes, Colorado College.

And so on...
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This is so much awesome.

Didn't know you had it in you.

:D
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Those fumes rise. Where else are you supposed to keep a meth lab?
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Priceless said:
I would say Colgate. They are historically middle-of-the-road with some good years and bad years. This is projected to be their best year since 1990 (national runner up).
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I think he wants to watch games for the hockey, not for the free pizza.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Are you perplexed by non-binary grading? If so, then root for Brown.
Are you uninterested in national championships? If so, then root for Clarkson.
Are you still smarting from not getting into Bucknell? If so, then root for Colgate.
Do you pine for the pastures and culture of New Zealand, but 50 degrees colder? If so, then root for Cornell.
Are you drunk? If so, then root for Dartmouth.
Are you afraid of crowds? If so, then root for Harvard.
Do you find it uncomfortable to rub shoulders with "social inferiors"? If so, then root for Princeton.
Are you still in high school? If so, then root for Quinnipiac.
Do you find sumps, sewers, and pools of congealed waste attractive? If so, then root for RPI.
Are you arrogant while lacking the slightest reason to be? If so, then root for St. Lawrence.
Do you find comfort in blighted, rundown 19th century industrial landscapes? If so, then root for Union.
Do you live next to a huge minority community but only know black people who are valets? If so, then root for Yale.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

bigblue_dl said:
We probably need to know more about this guy before we can recommend a team...

For example...
Are you a racist, hostile and abusive drunken individual? If yes, North Dakota.
Do you get aroused when you see roadkill deer on the side of the road? If yes, Wisconsin.
Are you so arrogant that you can barely function in normal society? If yes, Minnesota.
Do you enjoy burning couches and snorting coke in your free time? If yes, Michigan State.
Do you constantly have the urge to tell people where you went to school? If yes, Michigan.
Are you a huge fan of professional wresting and have a meth lab in your crawl space? If yes, St. Cloud State.
Are you essentially a MN fan, but think popped collars are a "good look". If yes, Boston College.
Do you have social anxiety around women, and get drunk while playing dungeons and dragons? If yes, Michigan Tech.
Are you literally so high right now that you don't know what you're reading? If yes, Colorado College.

And so on...
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Bravo.
 
Re: New to College Hockey - Who to follow?

Kepler said:
Are you perplexed by non-binary grading? If so, then root for Brown.
Are you uninterested in national championships? If so, then root for Clarkson.
Are you still smarting from not getting into Bucknell? If so, then root for Colgate.
Do you pine for the pastures and culture of New Zealand, but 50 degrees colder? If so, then root for Cornell.
Are you drunk? If so, then root for Dartmouth.
Are you afraid of crowds? If so, then root for Harvard.
Do you find it uncomfortable to rub shoulders with "social inferiors"? If so, then root for Princeton.
Are you still in high school? If so, then root for Quinnipiac.
Do you find sumps, sewers, and pools of congealed waste attractive? If so, then root for RPI.
Are you arrogant while lacking the slightest reason to be? If so, then root for St. Lawrence.
Do you find comfort in blighted, rundown 19th century industrial landscapes? If so, then root for Union.
Do you live next to a huge minority community but only know black people who are valets? If so, then root for Yale.
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Hey - wait a minute! Our women won the whole shebang this past March!
 
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