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Movies 52 - 1917: Sonic the Bad Boys of Prey

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Movies you expected to be terrible that were good

From a surprisingly redolent reddit sub:
  • The Lego Movie
  • Edge of Tomorrow
  • Eurotrip
  • Fight Club
  • Zoolander
  • Idiocracy
  • John Wick
 
Kiddo at work loves the original Jungle Book and thinks the songs are absolute bangers.

And I wager if some DJ remixed Bare Necessities and played it in a night club, the place would go insane.
 
Please tell me this will be the most subversive satire undermining consumerism in film history. It has that potential. Look at those production values.

Go right for the throat. Spare no one.
 
Handyman said:
Say no more Mon Amore!
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Debra: I guess nobody really has it all together, huh?
Corey: No.
Debra: I feel like I should welcome you to the neighborhood or something. Anyway, did you really want to do Rex Manning in the count-out room? Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe? 'Oh Rexy stop that. You're so sexy.'
Corey: Why are you being so nice to me?
 
Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
 
Jane: Actually, his new album tested well among teenage males.
Lucas: Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
 
Empire Records (1995)

A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...

Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?

A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely!

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Joe: Where's Rex?

Debra: Got a better question for you, Joe. Where's Gina?

[Joe hears Gina in the xerox room with Rex]

A.J.: I'll look upstairs.

Debra: I'll check the bathroom.

Berko: I'll check the storage room.

Lucas: I'll check the sofa.
 
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