Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

[Jockstock]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

A tough guy who enjoys watersports? Pass on both accounts, I don't swing that way. You, sir, disgust me.

perhaps there's someone from the HEA you could hook up with though. Good luck.

Chicken*

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Chicken*

Beef*

 

[streaker]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

That's because he's not actually alive anymore.

Actually the premature rumor of his demise is greatly exaggerated. We're stuck with him for three more seasons. I guess winning 700 games and two titles just isn't enough.

Oh, and Rick- I'd say hello but I have been advised by the CCHA offices in Farmington Hills to ignore second rate programs that decide to bolt the league that first accepted them to D1. We'll renew the rhetorically tired insults at Yost after this coming weekend

 

[HarleyMC]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Yes. Also a substantiated rumor that Jockstrap is really Harley. Dirty caught him.

Well this is entertaining in the morning. Sorry to disappoint you Brent, but Dissociative Identity Disorder is not my pathology of choice. My understanding from Admin is Jockstock probably keyed in my password, which was "gophers7" and logged in. But they indicated there's no way they can prove that. As I stated last year, my cursory research tells me there is a reasonable probability that Jockstock is indeed Tyler Hirsch. So please let's put this to rest.

Go Gophers!

 

[Dirty]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Quite the elegant password. Is it any wonder this generation's Einstein was able to crack it?

 

[MavRick]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Oh, and Rick- I'd say hello but I have been advised by the CCHA offices in Farmington Hills to ignore second rate programs that decide to bolt the league that first accepted them to D1. We'll renew the rhetorically tired insults at Yost after this coming weekend

See? Plus they yell d*****bag at everybody! Seriously, what kind of villains are you?

 

[streaker]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

See? Plus they yell d*****bag at everybody! Seriously, what kind of villains are you?

Yes, exclusive rights to student section obnoxiousness and general arrogance. Well, maybe in our state and maybe the only sport on campus still worthy of such dastardly fan behavior.

But, I digress. You'll probably face the same types of on ice villains and goons as you'll be playing in your new league, except that there is more than one to beyatch & moan about. (W fans, that website is: www.mavpuck.com or www.mavmania.com if your interested in Mav bunker drivel, and overall gnashing of teeth, etc.)

Quite the similarities except for the funny helmets and the cushy new off campus mega-arenas. Just a gentler, kinder tail kicking from teams not exclusively that is, in maroon & gold, crimson & cream or (a different shade of) green and white-and minus the courtesy ear o'corn toss after the obligatory intro sweep. And no, that isn't Ferris State anymore. Different Bulldog, same bite. And look- you're not the only bull in the barn anymore, either, and Tiger shenanigans are an upgrade from Falcon dooshery anyday.

At least your new brethren will not be as aloof to aromaha. Not when you come from such misunderstood metropolis' such as Grand Forks and Mankato. Congratulations, Denver, Madison and Minneapolis for your tolerance since we didn't get the memo. BTW, what's a Bemidji again? And, oh oshgosh bygosh, NO Paula Weston and you'll enjoy Leinenkugel on tap. That's worth the move by itself.

And if it makes your program happy, maybe the PA guy at the Xcel will know how to pronounce your player's names and the W will get your program printed correctly, just to name a few of the CCHA snubs. (The N still stands for now-ledge, right?) That is, if you get there. And who will be your kindred, frustrated, bitter, fish throwing buddy in that league? (Can I recommend that school in St. Cloud? or maybe the "other" [yooper] Husky team?)

I dunno, in some sick way I think you'll miss us. At least until your program- or more likely the fanbase-(starts dreaming about) winning the league title in two short years (after that rousing sweep of ..._____) and declares yourselves a major contributor to NCAA hockey conference superiority. Look out then, you might just graduate to 'big brother in Lincoln' fanbase status, except with a more ...urban tone.

<Shakes head, shrugs shoulders, turns back and bows at National Championship Banners from decade(s) ago as finishing touches on Mav decal is painted over at Yost.>

 

[BRM]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

I dunno, in some sick way I think you'll miss us. At least until your program- or more likely the fanbase-(starts dreaming about) winning the league title in two short years (after that rousing sweep of ..._____) and declares yourselves a major contributor to NCAA hockey conference superiority. Look out then, you might just graduate to 'big brother in Lincoln' fanbase status, except with a more ...urban tone.

Really?

No.

We are not going to miss the weasels of Ann Arbor. I may miss Detroit (where I had a lot of fun on vacation last year), and the UP (which is beautiful), but I will never miss UM. UNO fans may miss Michigan State, and Northern Michigan, but we will never miss UM. Just go to your grave confident in the knowledge, that like the Coloradoans that think the Big 12, or that the Huskers will miss them, you too will soon be a vague, unpleasant memory, like a painful planters wart that is finally gone.

(Michigan fans note: the G-rated planter wart reference, when there could have been more colorful choices made. Its called discretion. Look it up in that big book they call a dictionary.)

I don't know what UNO will do in the WCHA this year, but I know we will be getting better refs and we will be treated better by the league we are now in, so no, we won't be missing the CCHA either.

 

[JF_Gophers]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

I don't know what UNO will do in the WCHA this year, but I know we will be getting better refs and we will be treated better by the league we are now in, so no, we won't be missing the CCHA either.

Who told you that lie?

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Better Refs?

ROTFLMAO

It's going to be a long year if you're a UNO fan.

 

[MavRick]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

First of all, streaker is full of the awesomez. Don't go changin'.

Second of all, I do have to say that there have been comparatively fewer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moments with the nameplateless refs. ("Number 26, Alex Hudson, 2 minutes for leaving the CCHA.") Sample set is too small at this point and of course the Vast Gopher Conspiracy (tm) is, I am sure, simply lulling us in to a false sense of non-paranoid delusional...ness.

I suppose we UNO fans should not get too uppity with Gopher Nation - what with the Don Lucia's Hair Clause reportedly in Blais's contract, winning even one at Mariucci might be of long-term detriment to the program.

 

[streaker]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

First of all, streaker is full of the awesomez. Don't go changin'.

Second of all, I do have to say that there have been comparatively fewer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moments with the nameplateless refs. ("Number 26, Alex Hudson, 2 minutes for leaving the CCHA.") Sample set is too small at this point and of course the Vast Gopher Conspiracy (tm) is, I am sure, simply lulling us in to a false sense of non-paranoid delusional...ness.

I suppose we UNO fans should not get too uppity with Gopher Nation - what with the Don Lucia's Hair Clause reportedly in Blais's contract, winning even one at Mariucci might be of long-term detriment to the program.

Back at ya, brotha. Some peoples don't understand tongue in cheekness.

 

[GopherBigGuy911]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

If the Gopher D improves substantially Gopher's Sweep 5-4 and 4-2...... If not Split.....

 

[Skeeterman]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

After seeing UNO play this past weekend, they should be very competitive this year. They looked very much like a Blasi coached team. They play much like the Sioux. Fun to watch.

So, watch out, gopher nation. Go, Brew Dawg! Does the famous Brew Dawg go to any hockey games? I know if they had scored more in their games, they could have won more of them--according to the Brew Dawg.

 

[state of hockey]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

If I would have had the foresight to see that Wolverine fans would be in our threads as a result of UNO coming over, I would have been much more vocal about my displeasure of the move.

 

[Tiggsy]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Really?

No.

We are not going to miss the weasels of Ann Arbor. I may miss Detroit (where I had a lot of fun on vacation last year), and the UP (which is beautiful), but I will never miss UM. UNO fans may miss Michigan State, and Northern Michigan, but we will never miss UM. Just go to your grave confident in the knowledge, that like the Coloradoans that think the Big 12, or that the Huskers will miss them, you too will soon be a vague, unpleasant memory, like a painful planters wart that is finally gone.

Don't worry, there is always WI and Sue fans to fill the void and provide a whole new set of unpleasant memories.

If I would have had the foresight to see that Wolverine fans would be in our threads as a result of UNO coming over, I would have been much more vocal about my displeasure of the move.

I concur. I always thought that was one of the strong points of the WCHA. Michigan is out.

 

[streaker]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

Really?

No.

We are not going to miss the weasels of Ann Arbor. I may miss Detroit (where I had a lot of fun on vacation last year), and the UP (which is beautiful), but I will never miss UM. UNO fans may miss Michigan State, and Northern Michigan, but we will never miss UM. Just go to your grave confident in the knowledge, that like the Coloradoans that think the Big 12, or that the Huskers will miss them, you too will soon be a vague, unpleasant memory, like a painful planters wart that is finally gone.

(Michigan fans note: the G-rated planter wart reference, when there could have been more colorful choices made. Its called discretion. Look it up in that big book they call a dictionary.)

I don't know what UNO will do in the WCHA this year, but I know we will be getting better refs and we will be treated better by the league we are now in, so no, we won't be missing the CCHA either.

Yeah, your probably right. Afterall, you hate tU-M w/ every ounce that seeps from your corn fed pores. (Did I get that right, Rick?) And the CCHA had that built in Mich/MSU bias that screwed the outposts like UA and UNO. Sayanara. I bet an Omaha steak that someone in the Red Army fanbase will repeat the same caustic complaints about (name the WCHA power), officiating and conference bias. I guess the bigger questions begs, did we ever acknowledge your existence in order to miss YOU? Did your program EVER do anything to warrant the type of respect you were seeking?
I'll see your dictionary and raise you a thesaurus. Check out the different meanings for the word, "irony".

You loved NMU and MSU because you could beat them.

Remember, we really aren't arrogant. We were just better than you. Alot.

 

[streaker]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

If I would have had the foresight to see that Wolverine fans would be in our threads as a result of UNO coming over, I would have been much more vocal about my displeasure of the move.

That wouldn't have been an issue until someone brought us into it. As usual.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

That wouldn't have been an issue until someone brought us into it. As usual.

Just when you thought you were out, they dragged you back in?

 

[state of hockey]

Re: Minnesota hosts UNO: 10/15-10/16

That wouldn't have been an issue until someone brought us into it. As usual.

Yeah, I know how that goes. See you at the showcase.

P.S. - Ask your boys if they could NOT give a Gopher a season-ending knee injury just this once. Thanks!