Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

[Bob Gray]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

My 16 year old daughter, who just got her drivers license, is going to be very alarmed to learn this.

Well played!

 

[Patman]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

My 16 year old daughter, who just got her drivers license, is going to be very alarmed to learn this.

wait until she shows up with her 20 year old boyfriend

 

[huskyfan]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

wait until she shows up with her 20 year old boyfriend

on a motorcycle ...

 

[The Rube]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

on a motorcycle ...

With tattoo sleeves, and a jacket that says "Born To Die"

 

[Patman]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

With tattoo sleeves, and a jacket that says "Born To Die"

going through his cupboard asking "hey, mack... do you have any more cookies?"

 

[The Rube]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

going through his cupboard asking "hey, mack... do you have any more cookies?"

While he's holding an open can of Schlitz.

 

[Old Pio]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

While he's holding an open can of Schlitz.

An enough piercings on his face and, uh, elsewhere to set off magnetometers two counties away.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

An enough piercings on his face and, uh, elsewhere to set off magnetometers two counties away.

And addressing you as "Pops."

 

[Kepler]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

And blasting the horn from the driveway rather than coming to the door.

 

[Old Pio]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

And blasting the horn from the driveway rather than coming to the door.

Oh baby, quickest way to meet my old man was to do that. It was like falling on a grenade.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

Oh baby, quickest way to meet my old man was to do that. It was like falling on a grenade.

Dad: Hey wanna beer?
BF: Naw, I don't wanna drink'n'drive/I'm underage/etc,
Dad: What, you too good to drink with me?!


Dad: Hey wanna beer?
BF: Sure!
Dad: And you wanna take my daughter out?! You better run, son....

 

[dxmnkd316]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

Dad: Hey wanna beer?
BF: Naw, I don't wanna drink'n'drive/I'm underage/etc,
Dad: What, you too good to drink with me?!


Dad: Hey wanna beer?
BF: Sure!
Dad: And you wanna take my daughter out?! You better run, son....

while holding a box of condoms.

 

[Bob Gray]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/07/01/20100701drug-war-near-border.html

Massive drug shootout just south of the Arizona border leaves at least 21 dead. I feel bad for the National Guard folks being sent down there. They will be outgunned and outmanned.

 

[Old Pio]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/07/01/20100701drug-war-near-border.html

Where's Captain Kickazz when you really need him? Why suing Arizona, that's where.

 

[walrus]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/07/01/20100701drug-war-near-border.html

Nice

 

[Patman]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

Where's Captain Kickazz when you really need him? Why suing Arizona, that's where.

he's mourning the loss of these fine potential americans

 

[Red Cloud]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

he's mourning the loss of these fine potential <strike>americans</strike> votes

FIFY

 

[Red Cloud]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/07/01/20100701drug-war-near-border.html

Bob, you're clearly just being racist.

/sarc

 

[SJHovey]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

wait until she shows up with her 20 year old boyfriend

on a motorcycle ...

With tattoo sleeves, and a jacket that says "Born To Die"

going through his cupboard asking "hey, mack... do you have any more cookies?"

While he's holding an open can of Schlitz.

An enough piercings on his face and, uh, elsewhere to set off magnetometers two counties away.

And addressing you as "Pops."

And blasting the horn from the driveway rather than coming to the door.

I'm an old hand, having gone through this with two older girls. Strangely, no problems thus far. Although my wife claims when this one is gone we have to get rid of the 16 x 20 framed photo of me with my gun, and the bear I killed in Ontario, that hangs in the front entry. I don't know. I kinda like the picture myself.

 

[LynahFan]

Re: Illegal Immigration Pt. III: It's Illegal to be Illegal? Really?

I'm an old hand, having gone through this with two older girls. Strangely, no problems thus far. Although my wife claims when this one is gone we have to get rid of the 16 x 20 framed photo of me with my gun, and the bear I killed in Ontario, that hangs in the front entry. I don't know. I kinda like the picture myself.

My friend's dad's (ex-marine, and looked every bit the part) standard line for his daughter's dates was, "If anything happens to my daughter, I'm not going to call your parents, and I'm not going to call the police. I'm going to reach into your chest and rip out your heart. Got it?"