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Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
- Thread starter SteveF
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Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
You should rename this thread either "Anyone but BC Rookie of the weak" or "Lets pick on UML's freshman"
Leave it to a BC fan to have a thread which has the sole purpose of being negative toward every other school in the league.
You should rename this thread either "Anyone but BC Rookie of the weak" or "Lets pick on UML's freshman"
Leave it to a BC fan to have a thread which has the sole purpose of being negative toward every other school in the league.
sterlippo1
Well-known member
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
jeesh!
relax, that's all part of the lure and you have to admit , it IS hilarious
jeesh!
relax, that's all part of the lure and you have to admit , it IS hilariousRockTheWhit
New member
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Fair enough. It's more of a sign that UNH's freshman class had no expectations and it's an upperclass heavy team.
Fair enough. It's more of a sign that UNH's freshman class had no expectations and it's an upperclass heavy team.
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Wait, you do realize this has been an on-going thread for years, right? Lighten up already...
Wait, you do realize this has been an on-going thread for years, right? Lighten up already...
walrus
Wind up workin' in a gas station
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
geez wally, how many times you reading it?
i read it twice and laugh both times (i'm always fearful i'll miss something the first time through because, you know, i'm laughing and all...
so i read it twice. still funny.)
geez wally, how many times you reading it?
i read it twice and laugh both times (i'm always fearful i'll miss something the first time through because, you know, i'm laughing and all...
so i read it twice. still funny.)Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Wally just doesnt have that macabre sense of humor, ya know
geez wally, how many times you reading it?
i read it twice and laugh both times (i'm always fearful i'll miss something the first time through because, you know, i'm laughing and all...
Wally just doesnt have that macabre sense of humor, ya know
buoldtimer
The social ramble ain't restful
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
As with all great art, you need to shed your preconceptions and inhibitions and let it wash over you.
As with all great art, you need to shed your preconceptions and inhibitions and let it wash over you.
Jacques "Rabbit" Poriveau
Post-coital
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Juste pictuer a turty year olde down e momma's basement tieping away while e obsesszing bout pictueres of college boy freshmens ockey playeur et it funny. Kind of. In a sad hump glad it ain'ts me kind a way, eh?
It still funny.
Juste pictuer a turty year olde down e momma's basement tieping away while e obsesszing bout pictueres of college boy freshmens ockey playeur et it funny. Kind of. In a sad hump glad it ain'ts me kind a way, eh?
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Jacques "Rabbit" Poriveau
Post-coital
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Peoples need a be more resourcfull around here. If you cants laugh wit someone try to laugh at dem, eh
Peoples need a be more resourcfull around here. If you cants laugh wit someone try to laugh at dem, eh
Jon
Say, this is nice.
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
If BC fans have done nothing else, they've brought together UVM and UML fans. For one post. I can't wait for SteveF's Nobel Peace Prize speech in Stockholm...
If BC fans have done nothing else, they've brought together UVM and UML fans. For one post. I can't wait for SteveF's Nobel Peace Prize speech in Stockholm...
Jacques "Rabbit" Poriveau
Post-coital
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Tings To Do Befor I Go to Stockholm by stevef
1. Double lock the bulkhead
2. Re-bait the mousetraps behind my computer
3. Find someone to rub Ma's feet
4. Hide my Photoshopped pictures of the BC hockey freshmen. Really good.
5. See if they have a ticket for my girlfriend. I wish
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6. Learn German
7. Slowly get used to sunlight
8. Borrow some shoes
9. Get Nick to tape my stories and clean Mr. Jerry's goldfish bowl
10. Call Brian Gionta to say goodbye, just before I get on the plane so he can't call the cops, again
Tings To Do Befor I Go to Stockholm by stevef
1. Double lock the bulkhead
2. Re-bait the mousetraps behind my computer
3. Find someone to rub Ma's feet
4. Hide my Photoshopped pictures of the BC hockey freshmen. Really good.
5. See if they have a ticket for my girlfriend. I wish
.6. Learn German
7. Slowly get used to sunlight
8. Borrow some shoes
9. Get Nick to tape my stories and clean Mr. Jerry's goldfish bowl
10. Call Brian Gionta to say goodbye, just before I get on the plane so he can't call the cops, again
walrus
Wind up workin' in a gas station
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Yes but you drink far more than I do
geez wally, how many times you reading it?
i read it twice and laugh both times (i'm always fearful i'll miss something the first time through because, you know, i'm laughing and all...
Yes but you drink far more than I do
FiveHole12
Registered User
SteveF
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Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Third star (1 point):
Garrett Noonan – ?, BU - My friends, if you think you've seen a ghost, well you are not the only one; as upwards of 15 thousand people were convinced of the same thing this weekend. Casper the friendly parking cone was anything but amicable as he shocked the crap out of Jack Parker for 120 minutes over two nights of Eagle supremacy. His scary minus 3 effort, including an angry elbow penalty while trolling around lost in the neutral zone, was a little late for halloween and a little early for christmas depending on who you ask. He now stands at minus 1 on the season and is only minus 4 away from catching teammate and uber nhl prospect max nicastro. Not too shabby for a guy Northeastern didnt even want.
Second star (3 points):
Doug Carr - G, UML - Carr's second attempt at sole ownership of the starting netminder role fared little better than his first. While he did not require roadside assistance this time around, Carr sputtered in the lime light allowing 8 goals over the course of two more losses - including one to a very sucky Umass squad. Carr may have left Boulanger in the rear view mirror, but it is clear he is driving with an empty gas tank. Lowell is now in a stretch of 11 losses in 12 games - with the one bright spot being a victory over the Vermont slapfighters - who ironically enough are the only ones calling for mercy when it comes to Lowell bashing on this list.
First star (5 points):
Charlie Coyle - F, BUSCHO – There was no golden ticket for Charlie this time. There were no schnozberries, no everlasting gobstoppers, and if it wasn't for Rogie Wonka and a chloroform pillow - there would have even been no chocolate factory. Coyle's first taste of the BC/bu rivalry was a bitter one - a devastating 9-5 and 5-2 sweep at the hands of the Eagles that sent floods of tears through the streets of fanboy nation. Young Charlie was 'all shook up' according to an unnamed terrier teammate who happened to be at both games. Titanic, er Terrier Captain Joe Pereira, who had been secretly plotting to hand BC the wins all along, publicly agreed and was presumably disgusted with Coyle's record breaking minus 6 performance. On the bright side, Coyle was fingered for only one penalty all weekend and thus had plenty of time to be on the ice for an abominable 9 of the Eagles' 14 goals. Fun fact: that is more than either goalie allowed on their own. Coyle will now look to move on from letting down his teammates to letting down his country during the World Junior Championships.
Dishonorable mention: Shayne Thompson, Chad Ruhwedel, Cody Ferriero, Adam Clendening
Third star (1 point):
Garrett Noonan – ?, BU - My friends, if you think you've seen a ghost, well you are not the only one; as upwards of 15 thousand people were convinced of the same thing this weekend. Casper the friendly parking cone was anything but amicable as he shocked the crap out of Jack Parker for 120 minutes over two nights of Eagle supremacy. His scary minus 3 effort, including an angry elbow penalty while trolling around lost in the neutral zone, was a little late for halloween and a little early for christmas depending on who you ask. He now stands at minus 1 on the season and is only minus 4 away from catching teammate and uber nhl prospect max nicastro. Not too shabby for a guy Northeastern didnt even want.
Second star (3 points):
Doug Carr - G, UML - Carr's second attempt at sole ownership of the starting netminder role fared little better than his first. While he did not require roadside assistance this time around, Carr sputtered in the lime light allowing 8 goals over the course of two more losses - including one to a very sucky Umass squad. Carr may have left Boulanger in the rear view mirror, but it is clear he is driving with an empty gas tank. Lowell is now in a stretch of 11 losses in 12 games - with the one bright spot being a victory over the Vermont slapfighters - who ironically enough are the only ones calling for mercy when it comes to Lowell bashing on this list.
First star (5 points):
Charlie Coyle - F, BUSCHO – There was no golden ticket for Charlie this time. There were no schnozberries, no everlasting gobstoppers, and if it wasn't for Rogie Wonka and a chloroform pillow - there would have even been no chocolate factory. Coyle's first taste of the BC/bu rivalry was a bitter one - a devastating 9-5 and 5-2 sweep at the hands of the Eagles that sent floods of tears through the streets of fanboy nation. Young Charlie was 'all shook up' according to an unnamed terrier teammate who happened to be at both games. Titanic, er Terrier Captain Joe Pereira, who had been secretly plotting to hand BC the wins all along, publicly agreed and was presumably disgusted with Coyle's record breaking minus 6 performance. On the bright side, Coyle was fingered for only one penalty all weekend and thus had plenty of time to be on the ice for an abominable 9 of the Eagles' 14 goals. Fun fact: that is more than either goalie allowed on their own. Coyle will now look to move on from letting down his teammates to letting down his country during the World Junior Championships.
Dishonorable mention: Shayne Thompson, Chad Ruhwedel, Cody Ferriero, Adam Clendening
Carmine Scarpaglia
My bad.
Re: Hockey East: Rookie of the Weak
Isn't it getting boring always having Doug Carr and Boulanger? I mean I get that they're still deserving candidates, but perhaps you should just name them co-winners for the year and make the rest of the seasons a quest for 3rd place at this point.
As for Coyle, the big minus looks terrible on paper, but he was one of the guys winning battles in reality and created several big chances. Still, this is all about what's on paper, right.
Oh yeah, and this is **** funny.
Third star (1 point):
Garrett Noonan – ?, BU - My friends, if you think you've seen a ghost, well you are not the only one; as upwards of 15 thousand people were convinced of the same thing this weekend. Casper the friendly parking cone was anything but amicable as he shocked the crap out of Jack Parker for 120 minutes over two nights of Eagle supremacy. His scary minus 3 effort, including an angry elbow penalty while trolling around lost in the neutral zone, was a little late for halloween and a little early for christmas depending on who you ask. He now stands at minus 1 on the season and is only minus 4 away from catching teammate and uber nhl prospect max nicastro. Not too shabby for a guy Northeastern didnt even want.
Second star (3 points):
Doug Carr - G, UML - Carr's second attempt at sole ownership of the starting netminder role fared little better than his first. While he did not require roadside assistance this time around, Carr sputtered in the lime light allowing 8 goals over the course of two more losses - including one to a very sucky Umass squad. Carr may have left Boulanger in the rear view mirror, but it is clear he is driving with an empty gas tank. Lowell is now in a stretch of 11 losses in 12 games - with the one bright spot being a victory over the Vermont slapfighters - who ironically enough are the only ones calling for mercy when it comes to Lowell bashing on this list.
First star (5 points):
Charlie Coyle - F, BUSCHO – There was no golden ticket for Charlie this time. There were no schnozberries, no everlasting gobstoppers, and if it wasn't for Rogie Wonka and a chloroform pillow - there would have even been no chocolate factory. Coyle's first taste of the BC/bu rivalry was a bitter one - a devastating 9-5 and 5-2 sweep at the hands of the Eagles that sent floods of tears through the streets of fanboy nation. Young Charlie was 'all shook up' according to an unnamed terrier teammate who happened to be at both games. Titanic, er Terrier Captain Joe Pereira, who had been secretly plotting to hand BC the wins all along, publicly agreed and was presumably disgusted with Coyle's record breaking minus 6 performance. On the bright side, Coyle was fingered for only one penalty all weekend and thus had plenty of time to be on the ice for an abominable 9 of the Eagles' 14 goals. Fun fact: that is more than either goalie allowed on their own. Coyle will now look to move on from letting down his teammates to letting down his country during the World Junior Championships.
Dishonorable mention: Shayne Thompson, Chad Ruhwedel, Cody Ferriero, Adam Clendening
Isn't it getting boring always having Doug Carr and Boulanger? I mean I get that they're still deserving candidates, but perhaps you should just name them co-winners for the year and make the rest of the seasons a quest for 3rd place at this point.
As for Coyle, the big minus looks terrible on paper, but he was one of the guys winning battles in reality and created several big chances. Still, this is all about what's on paper, right.
Oh yeah, and this is **** funny.