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He says he's not dead.

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MountieBoyOz said:
Don't they have some up and coming talent in the minors? :D
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Maybe. But their arms are suspect. Kim Jong Un's first step on the ladder of "serving the people" found him as a four star general. I'm just a teensy bit suspicious of his bona fides, know what I mean? I'm guessing he'd have a hard time holding his own with any recent graduate of the Point, or Annapolis or the AF Academy.

I used to say this about Hussein, but it's equally true of the Kim family. Job one, every day, is to ask himself: who do I have to kill, or betray or imprison to keep my big a*s sitting in this chair? Nothing else matters.
 
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You know, despite his thin resume, Kim Jong Un's got some big (platform) shoes to fill. Afer all, under his father's "leadership," an estimated one million North Koreans starved to death.

Incidentally, the funeral is set for Dec. 28th. Maybe we could charter a plane.
 
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Old Pio said:
Maybe. But their arms are suspect. Kim Jong Un's first step on the ladder of "serving the people" found him as a four star general. I'm just a teensy bit suspicious of his bona fides, know what I mean? I'm guessing he'd have a hard time holding his own with any recent graduate of the Point, or Annapolis or the AF Academy.

I used to say this about Hussein, but it's equally true of the Kim family. Job one, every day, is to ask himself: who do I have to kill, or betray or imprison to keep my big a*s sitting in this chair? Nothing else matters.
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He looks like a paper tiger to me. all impressive on paper, but has been pounding cupcakes like an SEC team would if they didn't have to play other SEC teams. Hell, Gustav Graves has a better resume than Kim Jong Un.
 
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Old Pio said:
You know, despite his thin resume, Kim Jong Un's got some big (platform) shoes to fill. Afer all, under his father's "leadership," an estimated one million North Koreans starved to death.

Incidentally, the funeral is set for Dec. 28th. Maybe we could charter a plane.
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Someone get those Westboro loons on the horn.
 
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Old Pio said:
This was one weird dude. Here's a list. I'm especially interested in the one where he claimed he didn't defecate. Either he was full of it, or finally exploded.
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It would explain a lot, though. Hard to think straight under that kind of pressure.

As an aside, the article below your link has one of the ten greatest headlines of all time.

I assume it was all part of the Eastern God-Man duality thing. The divine incarnate on earth does not, as a rule of orthodox doctrine, poop.
 
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I wonder if most of the outrageous claims about the Dear Leader were done just to guage hwo throughly beaten down and cotrolled the populace of NK was. Obviously no one outside the kingdom was going to buy the 34 stroke golf round or other BS, but I'm sure they jsut didn't care. Were they floating this just to see if there would be rumblings about how outrageous the claims were and if so, the beat down would be raised to new level to ensure no one would ever question the Dear Leader again.
 
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Kepler said:
It would explain a lot, though. Hard to think straight under that kind of pressure.

As an aside, the article below your link has one of the ten greatest headlines of all time.

I assume it was all part of the Eastern God-Man duality thing. The divine incarnate on earth does not, as a rule of orthodox doctrine, poop.
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I dunno. CNN had a doozy a few years ago: "Girls Post Drunken, Barfy Pix Online"
 
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