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He says he's not dead.

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As to Kim Jong Un, the monkey's 20-something son, and heir apparant, CNN reports he started his career as a "four star general." As Mel Brooks would say: "It's nice to be the king (or his worthless kid)."
 
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RaceBoarder said:
I figured when this finally happened, N. Korea would try something along the lines of WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S before admitting his death...
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I figured that the North Korean press would've lied about the conditions of his death, claiming that he went down in a hail of American gunfire, defiant to the end, taking down numerous enemies with him all while smoking a stogie and sipping some fine cognac. The Taiwanese animation of it would've been priceless.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
I figured that the North Korean press would've lied about the conditions of his death, claiming that he went down in a hail of American gunfire, defiant to the end, taking down numerous enemies with him all while smoking a stogie and sipping some fine cognac. The Taiwanese animation of it would've been priceless.
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As opposed to, "He was too tired on a train"
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
I figured that the North Korean press would've lied about the conditions of his death, claiming that he went down in a hail of American gunfire, defiant to the end, taking down numerous enemies with him all while smoking a stogie and sipping some fine cognac. The Taiwanese animation of it would've been priceless.
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I'd probably pay for that video. :)
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
hahaha

There's a "hole in one" joke in there somewhere... I'll let someone more skilled with words sort that one out. :D
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The world is marginally a better place without him. I'm looking forward to the tasteful, dignified, low key funeral. Followed by an equally tasteful, dignified low key installation ceremony for his moron son.

Sort of like the transition from Papa Doc to Baby Doc Duvalier. I assume Biden won't be going to either event.
 
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If the reports are true, it sounds like he really enjoyed his booze. Would explain a lot of the ego, carelessness, and reclusiveness - usually dictators like to be seen and heard.
 
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And why is Kim Jong An "da man" and not his older brother?

"His eldest son, Kim Jong Nam, 38, is believed to have fallen out of favor with his father after he was caught trying to enter Japan on a fake passport in 2001 saying he wanted to visit Disney's Tokyo resort."

Was the idiot wearing mouse ears?
 
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Vaclav Havel and Kim Jong-il, two names which have never appeared as consecutive entries in People Association. :)
 
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My thoughts on Kim Jong-Il's death. NSFW language.

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RaceBoarder said:
I figured when this finally happened, N. Korea would try something along the lines of WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S before admitting his death...
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Who knows, maybe they have been doing it for a while and they just decided that it wasn't going to work anymore perhaps. Who knows what's really going down there in the inner circle of power there in the NK.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
Who knows, maybe they have been doing it for a while and they just decided that it wasn't going to work anymore perhaps. Who knows what's really going down there in the inner circle of power there in the NK.
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Or he was the renegade Time Lord known as The Master and he regenerated into a new, younger form. :D
 
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Jim Geraghty had a good line this morning: Osama bin Laden, Moamma Ghadaffi, Kim Jong Il, looks like 2012's shaping up as a major rebuilding year for evil.
 
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