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Genuinely Nice Planet: A New Hope

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Jimjamesak said:
His paychecks started getting smaller so she’s cashing out her options?
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She's gotta be closing in on 40, the age of mandatory retirement for Republican wives.

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A fresh one has just plopped off the treadmill at Liberty.

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Kepler said:
A fresh one has just plopped off the treadmill at Liberty.

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The Bible never said anything about marrying a divorced man being adulterous. Just sayin'...
 
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Finding a Mama Bear at my job. One day, I told her my stepfather was being mean to me again and she just wrapped me up in a big hug. She's been my biggest support there ever since.
 
I'm going to put this in the Genuinely Nice Planet thread just for our friends from the Twin Cities.

Brandon "Bucks" Bochenski has been elected to serve as Mayor for the City of Grand Forks. A true redemption story if there ever was one.
 
I was in a bad car accident this morning. In the chaos, a woman bystander came to me in my car, held my hand, called me sweetie, and gave me a big hug. She even gave me a blanket to help calm me down. I was also called she/her by everyone. I'm also incredibly lucky two firemen were nearby to come offer aid.
 
aparch said:
Kepler, remember how Archive.org has some classic Apple/Mac games you love? I have some great news that might be the end of your work career:

Someone has managed to get MacOS 8.1, and a big variety of games and apps, to run as a Java app on modern PC's and Apple computers.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/29/2...linux-features
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The only thing saving me is I have given my soul to Steam. There are virtual machines out there that can run the original Civ I or Sim City I and I would probably just quit my job and play them 24/7, but the Steam UI and file management and config are so simple I have jettisoned all my other ways of playing games.

Now, I WISH all those ancient games would show up on Steam -- I'd certainly play them there. But until they do I draw the line at playing the 120 or so games I have bought via them over the last decade.
 
Slap Shot said:
As if further proof were needed that dogs > cats.
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Slap Shot said:
As if further proof were needed that dogs > cats.
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My girlfriend's dog: (*runs to the door*) "OMG OMG OMG OMG, is he here, is that him?!?! YAY!!!!! I just love him!!!!" (*jumps and licks all over me*) "He is MY boyfriend now, b*tch!"

My girlfriend's cat: (*looks up from grooming herself) "Oh, you again? ಠ_ರೃ I suppose you may brush/pet me when she's in the shower or otherwise unavailable to groom and serve me. And there'd better be cat treats involved. Try to rub my belly and I will gut you like a salmon, peasant!"
 
busterman62 said:
Your cat will be leaving you a little present in your bed for assuming that you are his/her equal.
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Cats don't do that if they think you're an equal, they do it because they assume you're bad at hunting and need their help to eat.
 
Jimjamesak said:
Cats don't do that if they think you're an equal, they do it because they assume you're bad at hunting and need their help to eat.
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I was actually referring to a "present' from the other end of the cat. Regardless, we are both correct that the cat views itself as the superior being.
 
Kepler said:
Exactly.

Cats are for people who want a dignified equal.

Dogs are for people butt hurt we can't own slaves anymore.
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I've had cats. Grew up with them and my wife and I had one for 12 years we got when we got married. We now have a dog. I guess I only prefer the dog because it fulfills my deeply hidden need to own people.

I knew I could drag this type of reply out of you.

btw Nick Swardson has it right. ;^)
 
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