FadeToBlack&Gold
Kettle Medallion
It's a 2000-year old superstition, whaddya want, instant results?
Look at Europe, we'll get there. We're finally growing up. Not the Proles, they'll always need it as the solace of wage slaves. But everybody else. The Eastern Mystery Cult has just about run its course. And all it took was 100 years of universal literacy, go figure.
The only one I'd still consider converting to is Buddhism, and even they have too many sticking points on the role of women and LGBTQ+ people.