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Gear Grinding Part 5: The Story of the Broken Tooth

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Reminds me of a doctor show in which the attending told the nurse to get the patient a prescription of "obecalp" stat. Of course, thanks to a cooperative script-writer, it worked.



I had a doctor tell me one time that the single biggest problem he faced in his practice was that patients receive the appropriate Rx at the outset, and then fail to take their medicine according to the prescribed dosage schedule, and then they lie to the doctor about how faithfully they take their medication. He said (IIRC) something like 30% of patients get the wrong dosage as a result: the doctor thinks the current dosage isn't working and so increases it but the patient's failure to follow the regimen properly messes up the entire treatment schedule.
When I first worked as a nurse I worked Rehab. We made up Pain cocktails- 5 ml of cherry syrup, 1 ml of lix multivitamin (masked the taste of everything else) and then the meds. Eventually weaned down to nothing but Tylenol but people thought there was more stuff in it so they had amazing relief. I wish I could do that now for a myriad of things. Our biggest problem is people who DO NOT belong in the office because they are:
- not taking meds because they shouldn't need to do that and are mad they aren't improving
- they have changed the dose to more or less of what we wrote because [fill in the blank]
- and the all time winner-- are sick with something that does not need a script and they are determined that if they push hard enough we will give in and give them 'something'.

It truly amazes me the number of people willing to spend the co-pay to come in rather than try to help themselves or even listen when given advice on the phone. WHen I first started people would never have called for the stuff they do now. They call when they think they might be sick, when they have been sick for a few hours, when they are going away so we need to fix them now, if they have been exposed to a cold (:eek:) if their kid is nauseous, vomited once, their [pick a body part] was sore this AM/last night but not now
I could go on. No one seems to know how to take care of the simple things anymore, they would rather call and have someone else work it out because after all they paid for the insurance!!!1!!1111!!!!

Even more fascinating- the people who do not have the ready cash are most likely to insist they come in. When I was counting pennies for groceries I would have died rather than go get seen for a cold. They do it again and again, every time they hear the same thing.
 
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people who go into threads just to say they don't like the topic grind my gears (and not intended to start any kind of discussion). ummmm, then why did you click on it? and take the time to post about it? if you don't like, say, the NBA - why exactly would you click on an NBA thread, and then post that you don't like it? who the f cares? is no one else supposed to like it, either?
 
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people who go into threads just to say they don't like the topic grind my gears (and not intended to start any kind of discussion). ummmm, then why did you click on it? and take the time to post about it? if you don't like, say, the NBA - why exactly would you click on an NBA thread, and then post that you don't like it? who the f cares? is no one else supposed to like it, either?
in the case of the NBA, yes. No one is supposed to like it! ;)
 
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people who go into threads just to say they don't like the topic grind my gears (and not intended to start any kind of discussion). ummmm, then why did you click on it? and take the time to post about it? if you don't like, say, the NBA - why exactly would you click on an NBA thread, and then post that you don't like it? who the f cares? is no one else supposed to like it, either?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jen again.
 
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Database Analysts who won't update a database table without someone else providing the SQL script to them so they can run the update. What good is a DBA is s/he isn't able or willing to write a SQL script? I provide the Primary Key values for the two records that need to be updated, the field name to be updated, and the new value to which they need to be updated, but they won't write the dammed SQL script to update the records themselves. :mad: Wastes of space. :mad:
 
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Database Analysts who won't update a database table without someone else providing the SQL script to them so they can run the update. What good is a DBA is s/he isn't able or willing to write a SQL script? I provide the Primary Key values for the two records that need to be updated, the field name to be updated, and the new value to which they need to be updated, but they won't write the dammed SQL script to update the records themselves. :mad: Wastes of space. :mad:

Why so surprised? That's the state of IS/IT nowadays. I see it all the time.
 
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Why so surprised? That's the state of IS/IT nowadays. I see it all the time.

I just received SSMS on my PC Wednesday. When I learn how to use it, I'll be the one to provide these DBAs with SQL scripts to make the updates. If I were a DBA, I'd be ashamed that someone with no formal training in my job is the one doing 95% of the technical parts of my job. Sooner or later they're going to find themselves being labeled as obsolete by management or at the very least their numbers reduced as demand for their time dwindles.
 
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Database Analysts who won't update a database table without someone else providing the SQL script to them so they can run the update. What good is a DBA is s/he isn't able or willing to write a SQL script? I provide the Primary Key values for the two records that need to be updated, the field name to be updated, and the new value to which they need to be updated, but they won't write the dammed SQL script to update the records themselves. :mad: Wastes of space. :mad:

I see this all the time working with corporations. Even when they are fully capable of doing it, they are so much into CYA mode that they won't. If it works, they can say they "supervised" the project successfully. If it doesn't work, then "someone else made a mistake, not us."

Sigh.
 
Database Analysts who won't update a database table without someone else providing the SQL script to them so they can run the update. What good is a DBA is s/he isn't able or willing to write a SQL script? I provide the Primary Key values for the two records that need to be updated, the field name to be updated, and the new value to which they need to be updated, but they won't write the dammed SQL script to update the records themselves. :mad: Wastes of space. :mad:

Madness. Those soulless bastrds
 
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when a gd **%&#@! mouse comes inside the house and then dies, either inside a wall or between a ceiling and floor. :mad:

the gd*%*@#! dead animal smell lingers for weeks, yet trying to find the gd*@#*$&! carcass of the gd*#@#^#^!&! tiny body is next to impossible. :mad:
 
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when a gd **%&#@! mouse comes inside the house and then dies, either inside a wall or between a ceiling and floor. :mad:

the gd*%*@#! dead animal smell lingers for weeks, yet trying to find the gd*@#*$&! carcass of the gd*#@#^#^!&! tiny body is next to impossible. :mad:
Just be glad it was a mouse. When we opened up our family's cottage one summer, we could barely go inside. The smell was so overpowering that it had permeated everything - we could not find the source at all. After about a week of misery, we found it - because maggots started dripping from the ceiling, where we found the carcass of a raccoon. The smell is still coating the back of my throat, 20 years later...
 
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That smell will never compare to that of a sugarbeet wastewater treatment facility. Never. I scrubbed for days trying to get that smell off my skin. Nothing has phased me since.
 
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That smell will never compare to that of a sugarbeet wastewater treatment facility. Never. I scrubbed for days trying to get that smell off my skin. Nothing has phased me since.

Paper mill in summer. That stench....
 
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Just be glad it was a mouse.

Amen. Years earlier, we had a squirrel get caught inside and then not find its way out. It died between my daughter's bedroom ceiling and the attic floor. I had to cut open the floor to find it. At least it was tongue-and-groove floor, I could use a circular saw along the joists and then lift up one board after the next until I found the dead body.

I know exactly what you mean about the smell, I actually put on a respirator first before I started. :eek:



This could be a great business opportunity for anyone who can figure out how to create a detector that would point you directly to the spot where the dead body is. I wonder if a person could train a ferret to track it down?
 
Amen. Years earlier, we had a squirrel get caught inside and then not find its way out. It died between my daughter's bedroom ceiling and the attic floor. I had to cut open the floor to find it. At least it was tongue-and-groove floor, I could use a circular saw along the joists and then lift up one board after the next until I found the dead body.

I know exactly what you mean about the smell, I actually put on a respirator first before I started. :eek:



This could be a great business opportunity for anyone who can figure out how to create a detector that would point you directly to the spot where the dead body is. I wonder if a person could train a ferret to track it down?

Don't we already have cadaver dogs? Can't we use the same for dead animals?
 
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Auto correct on android phones.

I have an Android by choice (personal phone) and an iphone by necessity (work phone), and the autocorrect is horse**** on both. Both are disabled. They are so bad that they will replace real words with words that aren't real that are abbreviations or proper names that I have used once before. I just don't bother with autocorrect anymore.
 
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