A manager who gives you a 2-day project on Wednesday and wants it done end of day Friday. Then on Thursday, says, "drop everything else and attend to this other matter pronto! It's urgent!" and then wonders why the Friday deadline hasn't been met.
They should make old people filters on social media. I don't want to see tweets, pins, instagram comments, etc. from anyone under the age of, say, 25 (you would be able to set your own age limit on the filter, for instance, if 14 year olds waxing poetic about their Starbucks coffee doesn't make you cringe).
samples:
ZOMG THIS HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE IN STUDY HALLLLLLL *emojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemoji*
200th like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get off my lawn.
or! once I see a pin on pinterest, I can tag it with 'effing stupid' and then never have to see it again, repinned by 10,000 other people. that would be nice too.
related: overuse of the word 'amazing' grinds my gears as well. not everything can be amazing. your packaged oatmeal is probably not really that amazing.
They should make old people filters on social media. I don't want to see tweets, pins, instagram comments, etc. from anyone under the age of, say, 25 (you would be able to set your own age limit on the filter, for instance, if 14 year olds waxing poetic about their Starbucks coffee doesn't make you cringe).
samples:
ZOMG THIS HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE IN STUDY HALLLLLLL *emojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemoji*
200th like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get off my lawn.
or! once I see a pin on pinterest, I can tag it with 'effing stupid' and then never have to see it again, repinned by 10,000 other people. that would be nice too.
related: overuse of the word 'amazing' grinds my gears as well. not everything can be amazing. your packaged oatmeal is probably not really that amazing.
They should make old people filters on social media. I don't want to see tweets, pins, instagram comments, etc. from anyone under the age of, say, 25 (you would be able to set your own age limit on the filter, for instance, if 14 year olds waxing poetic about their Starbucks coffee doesn't make you cringe).
samples:
ZOMG THIS HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE IN STUDY HALLLLLLL *emojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemoji*
200th like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get off my lawn.
or! once I see a pin on pinterest, I can tag it with 'effing stupid' and then never have to see it again, repinned by 10,000 other people. that would be nice too.
related: overuse of the word 'amazing' grinds my gears as well. not everything can be amazing. your packaged oatmeal is probably not really that amazing.
There is a filter. Choose not to use it.
Or "unfriend" the annoying ones. That's what I do with people.
There is a filter. Choose not to use it.
On things like instagram and pinterest, you do not only see things from your friends. there is not a way to filter, unless you choose not to use it.
my comment was slightly tongue in cheek, which I thought should go without saying........ but I guess not.
just goes to show that if you say something on the internet, someone somewhere will take it too seriously. myself included.
5 fewer exclamation points, and it would have looked seriously. Or was it that you had to entertwine some upper and lower case letters in the MeEeEeEEEee and HAllLlLLlLL- I get that distinction mess up sometimes.
(could have been that you need to post amazzzzzzziiiiiing instead of just amazing. But that's not amazing enough)
To the users of Twit, Pin, Face:
You aren't amazing because you awoke and consumed oxygen today. Get over yourselves. %socialmedia
And now ... get off my lawn.
To avoid this problem I avoid social media like "The Twit", Pimpterest*, Faceschmuck, and such.
*Seems all that's there is folks pimping their 'greatness'.
To the users of Twit, Pin, Face:
You aren't amazing because you awoke and consumed oxygen today. Get over yourselves. %socialmedia
And now ... get off my lawn.
To avoid this problem I avoid social media like "The Twit", Pimpterest*, Faceschmuck, and such.
*Seems all that's there is folks pimping their 'greatness'.
And to think....I only pimp my greatness on USCHO.
Where I am we do not have amazing. We have 'Absolutely'. The work absolutely is now absolutely in everything. Ab-sol-lutely everything. Many times accompanied by the word Definitely soon after to signal agreement to something. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Can someone remember to use the words yes, I agree, I know, yeah, or any other word that used to mean agreement to a statement or a sentiment?They should make old people filters on social media. I don't want to see tweets, pins, instagram comments, etc. from anyone under the age of, say, 25 (you would be able to set your own age limit on the filter, for instance, if 14 year olds waxing poetic about their Starbucks coffee doesn't make you cringe).
samples:
ZOMG THIS HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE IN STUDY HALLLLLLL *emojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemojiemoji*
200th like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get off my lawn.
or! once I see a pin on pinterest, I can tag it with 'effing stupid' and then never have to see it again, repinned by 10,000 other people. that would be nice too.
related: overuse of the word 'amazing' grinds my gears as well. not everything can be amazing. your packaged oatmeal is probably not really that amazing.
Phew, that felt good.