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Elmira Soaring Eagles 2010

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SeymoreHockey said:
Shoulda known....what with your penchant for arguing...whether right or wrong...and your "gotta get the last word in" attitude...either you were a lawyer...or my wife!!
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Ya that poor woman is doing some kinda hard time. If that isn't a life sentence...well, nothing is. The defense rests.
 
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5 4 Fighting said:
Hey not bad for 9 holes! Give me a call when you shoot that in 18...and bring your wallet.
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Actually, I can do better than that...I can put you in touch with a nice, young firefighter in your town who'd love to pluck a chicken like you. Don't worry, he hasn't played much since coming back from abandoning his golf scholarship in Florida...the way you crow, just give him two aside and you're on your way...you can take him...and if you can't, well...sue him ;)

P.S. Book your times now, I think your "Lames" have all the local times booked already. Just can't get it going since "The Phaneuf" left for Cowtown. :eek:
 
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SeymoreHockey said:
Actually, I can do better than that...I can put you in touch with a nice, young firefighter in your town who'd love to pluck a chicken like you. Don't worry, he hasn't played much since coming back from abandoning his golf scholarship in Florida...the way you crow, just give him two aside and you're on your way...you can take him...and if you can't, well...sue him ;)

P.S. Book your times now, I think your "Lames" have all the local times booked already. Just can't get it going since "The Phaneuf" left for Cowtown. :eek:
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Funny! Actually my game has gotten a bit better since reading your book..."How to line up your 5th Putt." :)

P.S. The Sutterite Colony are gonna get lynched this coming week. Sutter's managing, Sutter's coaching, Sutter's scouting, Sutter's playing, Sutter's leaving....
 
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5 4 Fighting said:
Funny! Actually my game has gotten a bit better since reading your book..."How to line up your 5th Putt." :)
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Haha...that's good...actually I'm just putting the finishing touches on my newest book..."Mastering the Foot Wedge"...

...ahhh, the Sutters...natures example of what happens when cousins marry. :eek:
 
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5 4 Fighting said:
Funny! Actually my game has gotten a bit better since reading your book..."How to line up your 5th Putt." :)
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Ha ha ha. That's a classic right there. Thank you for the laugh. The best golf joke I've heard since I put my clubs up last winter. I'm in the process of reading two self help golf books. "How To F' Up A Great Drive" and "Problems With LOFT (lack of f-ing talent)".
 
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I see the Mark Twain Golf Course is opening soon if it hasn't already. That can only mean one thing....Coach Fargo will be gearing up for another season of Women's Golf instruction @ EC. Good luck to the team this year!

My advice....."Swing hard gals...you might hit it!" :D
 
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