Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

[Handyman]

President Plane Crash

 

[Proud2baLaker]

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No need for anyone to AI their own image, the official white house twitter sent out its own picture of that orange sack of elephant dung wearing a crown and the caption "long live the king".

 

[Handyman]

I didn't i just took what popped up.

 

[Proud2baLaker]

I didn't i just took what popped up.

I meant no need for that one guy to AI his own (edited to make that clear now)

 

[Handyman]

Yeah...the second Kash Patel is put in he really will be king.

So DOGE claimed on their site they have found $55 billion in waste...a Twitter account went through the data DOGE published and it's actually $8 million. Most of canceled contracts had already been paid out, the AI forgot a bunch of zeroes and the rest is lies.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Dump will reportedly not be going to Boston.

Bill Guerin and the Tkachuks in shambles.

 

[French Rage]

Yeah...the second Kash Patel is put in he really will be king.

So DOGE claimed on their site they have found $55 billion in waste...a Twitter account went through the data DOGE published and it's actually $8 million. Most of canceled contracts had already been paid out, the AI forgot a bunch of zeroes and the rest is lies.

But what about the 40 million dead people getting Social Security and losing us billions!!! (Narrator: that did not happen.)

 

[Handyman]

But what about the 40 million dead people getting Social Security and losing us billions!!! (Narrator: that did not happen.)

It is in 1875 dollars so it's overblown

 

[St. Clown]

COBOL? Isn’t that come form of a cribbage game, or pinochle?

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Dump will reportedly not be going to Boston.

Bill Guerin and the Tkachuks in shambles.

Go Canada.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Go Canada.

Canada has its own Dump supporters. Just ask Mark Stone and Wayne Gretzky.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Canada has its own Dump supporters. Just ask Mark Stone and Wayne Gretzky.

I'm talking about the average everyday citizens. The fans. Not a couple of rich ***** who want to do the same things to Elon that Trump has done.

 

[Handyman]

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” (@ryanjreilly.com)

"We will protect DOGE." This morning, Interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Ed Martin — a "stop the steal" organizer and Jan. 6 defendant advocate — sent an email titled "Operation Whirlwind" in which he said he's personally launched an investigation into Sen. Chuck Schumer. The text:

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Investigating the Senate Minority Leader...totally normal.

 

[Handyman]

This is...bad.

Matt Vallone (@matthewjvallone.bsky.social)

I know it's a lot to ask of a drunk, but if he really thinks DoD can - in nominal terms - absorb a ~35% cut while doing all of the things he prioritizes here, he's insane. In real terms this would be ~45% (depends a bit on inflation assumption, I used 3% as a plug). Totally insane. [contains...

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[rufus]

COBOL? Isn’t that come form of a cribbage game, or pinochle?

Thought it was the home planet of the Cylons.

 

[rufus]

I'm talking about the average everyday citizens. The fans. Not a couple of rich ***** who want to do the same things to Elon that Trump has done.

Suck his tiny peen?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Suck his tiny peen?

So this makes perfect sense actually

https://www.reddit.com/r/popculture/s/ymJJpNLZFM

 

[Handyman]

Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social)

New on MSNBC: Pete Hegseth is considering firing a slate of military generals and flag officers as early as this week, according to two defense officials and three congressional officials.

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Firing generals cutting command in Europe/Africa/Middle East...Jesus.

If the military doesn't revolt now they never will.

 

[Handyman]

Is it ok to call the Nazis yet?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

And now an end run has been enacted to work around the order to resume grant funding.

So yeah dx, forgive me if I’m sounding concerned here.