Drunk Cheesehead of the Day - Resurrected!

[dxmnkd316]

It’s just over two hours northwest. Cabin area

Meth country

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Meth country

Hey now that’s where my family’s cabin is

but maybe

 

[Kepler]

I have questions...

 

[dxmnkd316]

I have questions...

Meth country

 

[dxmnkd316]

Hey now that’s where my family’s cabin is

but maybe

Lol. I mean, maybe not the exact area with cabins.

But generally I consider anything outside the 694/494 loop to be meth country.

 

[Slap Shot]

Alex is not meth area imho. Plus there's a decent vineyard there believe it or not.

 

[burd]

Minnies are all so strange it's difficult to tell whether it's meth or krumkake.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Minnies are all so strange it's difficult to tell whether it's meth or krumkake.

Very true

 

[dxmnkd316]

Alex is not meth area imho. Plus there's a decent vineyard there believe it or not.

Sure it is. Page 15

https://www.leg.mn.gov/docs/2020/mandated/200125.pdf

I was half joking about the 694/494 thing but it's kind of true.

 

[Kepler]

krumkake.

Jesus f-ck, I assumed this was a sex thing, but it's better.

 

[Slap Shot]

Sure it is. Page 15

https://www.leg.mn.gov/docs/2020/mandated/200125.pdf

I was half joking about the 694/494 thing but it's kind of true.

Douglas county is lighter colored on the left map but is darker on the right, but for the life of me I can't make out the description from either legend.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Douglas county is lighter colored on the left map but is darker on the right, but for the life of me I can't make out the description from either legend.

I believe it's "not bad. Not good, but not bad" in this particular example

 

[dxmnkd316]

Jesus f-ck, I assumed this was a sex thing, but it's better.

I mean, with a little imagination and a sweet tooth.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Sconnies are jealous of our krumkake while they nibble on deer legs soaked in paint thinner

 

[dxmnkd316]

Sconnies are jealous of our krumkake while they nibble on deer legs soaked in paint thinner

Still the best insult I've ever seen. SanTropez: may your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your deer.

 

[Slap Shot]

Wisconsin is what you get when you remove all pretense, self-awareness, mirrors, good beer, bar per capita quotas and scales. Plus many of them hate it so much much they move to Minnesota. Which leads me to...

Four guys are driving cross-country together. One is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Minnesota and one from Wisconsin.

A bit down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho, they're laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!"

A few miles further down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Minnesota asks "What are you doing that for?" The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa, I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Minnesota opens the car door and pushes out the man from Wisconsin.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Excellent

 

[burd]

Parise forgive them, for they know not what they say.

 

[Kepler]

A rear-ending in Wisconsin in which no animals are believed to have been sexually assaulted.

 

[Slap Shot]

A rear-ending in Wisconsin in which no animals are believed to have been sexually assaulted.

I smell a cover-up.