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Death Clock

Re: Death Clock

Friday, 11st February 2056

Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life. :eek:

Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.
 
Re: Death Clock

aparch said:
Friday, 11st February 2056

Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life. :eek:

Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.
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Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.
 
Re: Death Clock

ScoobyDoo said:
Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.
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I changed from neutral to pessimistic and the difference was exactly 3 years. I went through the various outlooks, and they each impacted the value by a specific number of years. Each time I die on May 3, though. It's a magical date.
 
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It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
 
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The Sicatoka said:
It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
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When was Puckett only 210lbs? I remember that man having a tremendous gut on him before his career ended. Granted, he could still move, but he was taking some luggage with him towards the end.
 
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