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Death Clock

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I got till 11/07/2057.

Also, this thread needs more DethKlok :D

Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan: Whoa! That's a good song title.
 
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I thought Puckett died of a stroke?
You're right, I was confusing him with the Timberwolves player who flipped his vehicle because he was watching a porn DVD while driving.

Puckett had an auto wreck too, but lived through his.
 
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Sunday, 27th November 2061

76 years old. That sounds sufficient.

ETA - am in the process of losing weight. If I get to goal weight, I get an extra 12 years. I'm not sure that's positive motivation.
 
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I will live to be 65, but as mentioned, the BMI is ignored from what I can tell, and the smoking thing needs to be broken down a bit more, at least to 1/2 pack a day (which is about what I smoke). Anyone who is/was a smoker knows that is a HUGE difference (yes, still bad, but a BIG difference). It's basically more than a cigarette during every waking hour compared to one every two waking hours. And I'm pretty darn sure than smoking unfiltered Camel Wides or something similar is a bit different than Ultra Light 100s. ;)
 
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Also for giggles, best guesses at the information says Zsa Zsa lives to be 104. :eek: :D
 
Also for giggles, best guesses at the information says Zsa Zsa lives to be 104. :eek: :D

There's 2 of them coming up on 100 in the next 6-7 months: Kirk Douglas & Zsa Zsa.

John Franzese, the oldest living mobster, and America's oldest inmate, hits 100 in February. That's Mike's dad. On a completely different tangent, Michael Franzese's story is something else. Very interesting, and a VERY imposing personality.
 
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John Franzese, the oldest living mobster, and America's oldest inmate, hits 100 in February. That's Mike's dad. On a completely different tangent, Michael Franzese's story is something else. Very interesting, and a VERY imposing personality.

I read this through thinking you were talking about Mike Francesa with absolutely no cognitive dissonance.
 
I read this through thinking you were talking about Mike Francesa with absolutely no cognitive dissonance.

No, no. Read about this guy and listen to his interviews. The ones with Jim Rome especially (yeah, I know. And in this case Rome is irrelevant to the discussion). Mr. Franzese is NOT a guy you wish to mess with.
 
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There's 2 of them coming up on 100 in the next 6-7 months: Kirk Douglas & Zsa Zsa.

John Franzese, the oldest living mobster, and America's oldest inmate, hits 100 in February. That's Mike's dad. On a completely different tangent, Michael Franzese's story is something else. Very interesting, and a VERY imposing personality.

Hell yes it's interesting. I saw some of his interviews on those HIS and AMC specials, and I believe he's been in a few books about the mob (although not the main focal point). He'll * you up if he has to, and not even blink an eye.

It is truly a way of life for some of these guys.
 
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