MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Drank some invisible ink.
Now I'm in the hospital, waiting to be seen.
Now I'm in the hospital, waiting to be seen.
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
- Thread starter jericho
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I got fired from the clock-making factory.
All I did was take some time off.
All I did was take some time off.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday. His mom was mad, tho...
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
The capital city of Ireland is growing exponentially.
In fact, it's Dublin.
In fact, it's Dublin.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
This joke is even better when read with a Irish accent.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Why don't people collect rocks in Ireland?
Too many sham-rocks
Too many sham-rocks
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
A virus is making people forget 80s rock bands.
Nobody knows The Cure.
Nobody knows The Cure.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Wanna know why the air is no longer free at gas stations?
Inflation.
Inflation.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I just took a laxative with holy water.
I'm about to have a religious movement.
I'm about to have a religious movement.
state of hockey
He fixes the cable?
Cinderella was taking some photographs, and asked her friends to order some online if they liked the pictures. Snow White did, and wanted to decorate her castle with some. She ordered from the company, but the pictures were very slow in getting there. After a few emails saying the would be there, and not a single picture in sight, Snow White called the company. "My photos haven't come yet, and it's been three months" said Snow. "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that" said the customer service rep. Is there anything that we can do?" Snow White responded, "I just want my photos please." "Well don't worry, Snow White" said the representative. "Someday your prints will come."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Told my doctor I lost hearing in my right ear.
He asked are you sure?
I said yeah, I'm definite.
He asked are you sure?
I said yeah, I'm definite.
SonofSouthie
Misanthrope
The difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says cock a doodle doo.
The prostitute says any cock will do.
The rooster says cock a doodle doo.
The prostitute says any cock will do.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Never gonna dance again; guilty feet have got no rhythm. Stupid stupid feet.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
"Thank you for calling the urology department, would you please hold?"
"I CAN'T!"
"I CAN'T!"