Covfefe-19 The 12th Part: The Only Thing Worse Than This New Board Is TrumpVirus2020

[Handyman]

If he really wants to invade the Dakotas in late February he should bring that hockey team of his with him. See if they can improve upon last year’s sweep and 9-3 azzwhuppin.

I dont want NoDak...I want to go to a place where there is stuff to look at. NoDak is where fun (and teeth and brain cells and chromosomes) go to die. Even trees refuse to live there!

Honestly I would probably give 90% of SoDak back to the Native Americans. Since Minnesota would annex it they can declare the whole thing a Reservation and only let Whitey come around to play at their casinos or check out their parks. Reparations baby! Plus 2 less Senators for the idiots ;^)

(we would obviously sanitize the hell out of it!)

It is all part of a much larger plan...basically we are gonna force all of the crazies and FREDUMB!!1! people to occupy as little area as possible. Its an all new Manifest Destiny!

 

[Handyman]

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Hey now...if we were ten that would have been a sick burn!! ;^)

Don't worry I am working on a pretty slick "I am rubber and you're glue" come back...its gonna knock his socks of!!!

 

[psych]

Andy Beshear just knocked it out of the park on CNN. So refreshing to hear.

Without him, Kentucky would be North Dakota during this pandemic. So far we’re not, but based on the idiocy of my coworkers from what I’ve heard of their Thanksgiving plans, the worm is turning in the wrong direction, regardless of strong leadership.

 

[ericredaxe]

Dude, we’re partying like we just won The War and the pandemic is just hitting its stride.

It’s going a disaster. Thank god it’s more effective than the idiots are stupid.

That’s my point. Enough people are already being irresponsible... if those who are being responsible start getting lackadaisical too soon it won’t help the vaccine in bending the curve

 

[ericredaxe]

Speaking of the Dakotas.... why do we need both a North and South Dakota? Wouldn’t one be enough? I’m sure two senators could adequately service that whole area.

 

[Kepler]

Speaking of the Dakotas.... why do we need both a North and South Dakota? Wouldn’t one be enough? I’m sure two senators could adequately service that whole area.

I don't understand why we need more than one of ID-MT-ND-SD-WY-NE.

It's all the same crap, with 8 people per state. The only difference is Aryan Nation mountain men in the west of the state and Thumper Christards in the east.

Consolidate.

 

[Jeb2020]

So I pulled the numbers:

SD Flu Deaths:
18-19: 43
17-18: No data
16-17: 43
15-16: 9
14-15: 63
13-14: 12
12-13: 38
11-12: 17
10-11: 20
09-10: 24

For I&P mortality from the CDC:
2018: 245
17: 217
16: 195
15: 213
14: 181
05: 241

So they're burning through a year's worth of I&P every 8 days and a year of flu deaths every 1.x days. That is... terrifying.

We hear a lot about South Dakota and a dire covid situation. But when you look a bit deeper... 101 total patients in the ICU w/ covid 21% of avail hospital beds being used by covid patients 38% of beds & 74% of ventilators available Source: SD Dept of Health See below.

 

[Handyman]

175k cases almost 2200 dead.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

For the dummies in the back:

“JUST IN: Sweden's top infectious disease expert said that the country has not seen evidence of herd immunity slowing the spread of the coronavirus in the country.

Advocates of the idea have pointed to Sweden as an example, citing the country's unwillingness to implement lockdown measures inhibiting public life to stop the virus's spread.”

https://thehill.com/policy/internat...d5iaDKe3DW4I_A_9YPGa1ZaI9aGPUGwOZPzWibUMZcnfc

 

[Handyman]

Yeah but they are a bunch of Socialists so they are just saying that to screw over Trump.

 

[WeAreNDHockey]

Yeah but they are a bunch of Socialists so they are just saying that to screw over Trump.

It's a world-wide conspiracy against trump. The whole of the entire rest of the world put their entire lives on hold for a full year just to make sure trump lost. And the only ones who see it in the entire stinking world are trump voters.

 

[Jeb2020]

For the dummies in the back:

“JUST IN: Sweden's top infectious disease expert said that the country has not seen evidence of herd immunity slowing the spread of the coronavirus in the country.

Advocates of the idea have pointed to Sweden as an example, citing the country's unwillingness to implement lockdown measures inhibiting public life to stop the virus's spread.”

https://thehill.com/policy/internati...OZPzWibUMZcnfc

all cause deaths in Sweden who did not lock down look utterly normal for the trailing flu year. They have lots of "covid deaths" but all cause deaths look the same as the neighbors. it's mostly over-counting with over sensitive tests and definitions.

 

[Jeb2020]

In order to save grandma, we must kill grandma.

Freakshows

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/the-h...rom-isolation-96091717781?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

 

[Slap Shot]

Only 2,187 deaths yesterday which was the most since only May 6th, with the 7-day average only at 1,656 which is only the most since May 12th, so the country is only trending toward 327k by EOY and would hit only 604k death over the 12 months on such an average. Chuck is a chucking genius.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Alaska had 13 deaths, easily the highest one day total. Anchorage’s hospitals are getting f-ed, they’re medevacing people from the rural places to Fairbanks instead now and supposedly non-COVID cases are being sent to Seattle.

 

[Kepler]

It's finally a crisis: rich kids are at risk.

 

[Swansong]

For the dummies in the back:

“JUST IN: Sweden's top infectious disease expert said that the country has not seen evidence of herd immunity slowing the spread of the coronavirus in the country.

Advocates of the idea have pointed to Sweden as an example, citing the country's unwillingness to implement lockdown measures inhibiting public life to stop the virus's spread.”

https://thehill.com/policy/internat...d5iaDKe3DW4I_A_9YPGa1ZaI9aGPUGwOZPzWibUMZcnfc

What I find interesting about Sweden is that a huge part of the population actually seems to be taking their guidelines (not regulations) seriously. I have a couple friends around Stockholm and they said most people wear masks, restaurants are at greatly reduced capacity and still mostly empty. People are complying with the mere recommendation to stay home. Strict rules should be enforced unfortunately, but even with the virtual non-existent extra rules, a significant portion of the population is acting appropriately.

Meanwhile, we can't even get people here to provide guidelines in many states.

 

[jerphisch]

What I find interesting about Sweden is that a huge part of the population actually seems to be taking their guidelines (not regulations) seriously. I have a couple friends around Stockholm and they said most people wear masks, restaurants are at greatly reduced capacity and still mostly empty. People are complying with the mere recommendation to stay home. Strict rules should be enforced unfortunately, but even with the virtual non-existent extra rules, a significant portion of the population is acting appropriately.

Meanwhile, we can't even get people here to provide guidelines in many states.

That would describe most of the rest of the world. The US is pretty uniquely loaded with selfish a55holes.

 

[rufus]

What I find interesting about Sweden is that a huge part of the population actually seems to be taking their guidelines (not regulations) seriously. I have a couple friends around Stockholm and they said most people wear masks, restaurants are at greatly reduced capacity and still mostly empty. People are complying with the mere recommendation to stay home. Strict rules should be enforced unfortunately, but even with the virtual non-existent extra rules, a significant portion of the population is acting appropriately.

Sheeple.

 

[Drew S.]

Alaska had 13 deaths, easily the highest one day total. Anchorage’s hospitals are getting f-ed, they’re medevacing people from the rural places to Fairbanks instead now and supposedly non-COVID cases are being sent to Seattle.

Maine had 12 yesterday which was also by far it’s highest single day total.