Re: Covfefe-19 part 6: Waiting For Advice from Kid Rock and Tiger Woods now.
But the response has been perfect. Donnie rates it a 10.
Donny prefers that his pandemics dont turn out to be hoaxes. Unlike that Communist Muslin Socialist Black Fundamentalist Obummer who let H1N1 be a nothingburger! Some people say, well a lot of people I have heard say, that there has NEVER been a Pandemic like this. People talk about that Flu from Spain or Portugal or wherever, somewhere "over there" and it was bad, very bad, one of the worst. But this one, this is something that these people, and again it is a lot of people and they are smart people, not the ones the media talks to because the media is all about "gotcha" and they should be ashamed of themselves, someone should really sue them because they dont cover me and my team fairly. It is so unfair I mean we did something that had never been done, it was a rigged election and Hillary, who is just a liar and a cheat, she tried and steal it and the Democrats tried to rig it but, and I have had many people say this, we beat them in a way that had never been done before. A great Electoral victory no one has seen. We have the biggest crowds, you know no one understands what people are going through like I do. The people want security and they want a wall and the Democrats, like "Crying Chuck Schumer" and "Crazy Nancy Pelosi" are preventing that and people, some very bad people from Mexico, are flowing through here. Before me the borders were wide open and they brought diseases and they killed people and if we just had THE WALL we would be much safer now. But anyways I think this disease is bad. It isnt as bad as the Lamestream Media, and they are just so irresponsible with their articles about me, I am being tested and I am healthy, and my doctors, and you know they are the best doctors have said that for my age and my job description I am THE...MOST...HEALTHY...MAN...they have ever seen. It is really quite remarkable. So I will survive this disease, this Pandemic, and you know I knew it was a Pandemic long before anyone did and was telling people to be safe, even though it was a Democratic Hoax to try and Impeach me again, and why are we not looking into Hunter Biden still "Sleepy" Joe Biden is so corrupt, so dangerous to us, like this disease. Anyways I will be fine, the Vice President, who is doing a wonderful job finding ways, it is truly remarkable, he is finding ways to miniaturize people to go inside of others to fight the disease! Did you ever see the film Innerspace with Dennis Quaid, you know he is a friend known him and his brother for years, but Dennis goes inside that Canadian Guy who was SNL, I never found him very funny and of course SNL hates me because I am very popular in NY and no one has found them funny in decades especially Alec Baldwin who isnt as good as Steven Baldwin who loves me of course, Billy was never a good actor, so untalented. Surprised Alec isnt sick with the disease he is so unhealthy, unlike me I am the HEALTHIEST...PRESIDENT...EVER...this disease wont stop me. You might die, probably will unless you get some masks, though it isnt our job to give them to you. We arent your repository, these masks are for "us" you can go get your own.
I think I just had an aneurysm