Re: Christ is Risen!
Treating as a serious question...
I wait with bated breath.
Many assume that the Bible is exactly literal if for no other reason because most books today are such.
It's probably more that it very often uses plain, unambiguous statements of things that they say happened, and it's only been with the passage of time and new discoveries that it's statements have no longer been taken as fact. You seem to be interested in history, do you not know this? It's not because books 'today' are literal.
There is no place that it claims that each specific word is to be taken as is...but it does talk about the general message or 'word'.
There's no place it says to take it with a grain of salt. And that word is the divine truth. And the truth isn't really the truth unless it's 100% true.
Rather if you think about it at all, you reach the conclusion that ultimately the Bible is about Jesus...he's God or son of God, he came late, was documented and set the record straight.
What was the problem with getting it right in the first place? Seriously, it's not like your god wasn't active when telling the jews exactly how they were supposed to live. He even took the time, much longer than it took him to create all of reality, to inform the jews on how to create an arc so he could travel with them, and how they should sacrifice animals to him. (Because burning animal flesh was a pleasing smell to him)
Well Jesus was all about stories and metaphors to make larger points.
Is he a metaphor or not? Why is everything else a metaphor but he's literal? I ask again,
by what measure is this decided. Is it just because this sounds nice and fits with what I like? Why aren't the things that he drew his figurative power from literal? Events or passages that he affirmed directly were literal. World wide flood, Adam and Eve, Jonah getting swallowed by a giant fish. He references all of them as if they happened.
'He without sin should cast the first stone'. This is obviously not about putting together laws on stoning...but rather a message about judgement.
It's Jesus justifying himself by using OT law. (More confirmation of him viewing it as not just a bunch of fluff to pass over in order to get to him) Don't believe that? Here's the next part where he directly says what he's doing.
John 8:13-18
"13 The Pharisees challenged him, “Here you are, appearing as your own witness; your testimony is not valid.”
18 Jesus answered, “Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid, for I know where I came from and where I am going. But you have no idea where I come from or where I am going. 15 You judge by human standards; I pass judgment on no one. 16 But if I do judge, my decisions are true, because I am not alone. I stand with the Father, who sent me. 17 In your own Law it is written that the testimony of two witnesses is true. 18 I am one who testifies for myself; my other witness is the Father, who sent me.”
But since everyone's a dirty sinner only jeebus can judge.
Thus as a collection of metaphors to set up an overall approach to life is what Jesus was all about (and he is essentially God)...why wouldn't the Bible do the same?
Since you said you were taking the question seriously, how are you deciding what is and what isn't literal?