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Business, Economics, and Taxes: Eat Cereal for Dinner

Tesla cuts over 10% of staff globally

also, feds now getting reports of the accelerator pedal getting stuck on the cyber truck

I saw a TikTok a Cybertrukkk owner made. The pedal cover can detach and slide up the pedal catching under the dash, not allowing the pedal to travel back.
 
"We have a responsibility to our constituents to speak up when we see special interests looking to come into our state and threaten our jobs and the values we live by," the governors of Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas said Tuesday in a joint statement.

Hahahaha. What a pantload.
 
Serious question: If the UAW is successful with its organizing efforts in the South, how long will it be until either a) Shawn Fain has a “corruption” investigation or b) Fain is assassinated?
 
Serious question: If the UAW is successful with its organizing efforts in the South, how long will it be until either a) Shawn Fain has a “corruption” investigation or b) Fain is assassinated?

Oh that is already going on...difference is Fain isn't Hoffa ;^)

And it isn't a matter of "if"oshort of him being killed The South(ern Unions) shall rise again!!
 
Since Elmo bought Twitter the value is down 71%...that is good right?

A former Tesla Engineer calls Elmo "The Pigeon" cause he flies in and craps on everything.
 
Serious question: If the UAW is successful with its organizing efforts in the South, how long will it be until either a) Shawn Fain has a “corruption” investigation or b) Fain is assassinated?

I really regret not screenshotting this..but some Nazi on the socials mixed him up with Sinn Fein and I was absolutely gobsmacked.
 
Tesla recalls the Cybertruck for faulty accelerator pedals that can get stuck

how it started / how it's going:

1. do NOT wash your car in sunlight and
2. do NOT tell Tesla that you drove it through a carwash even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty

Basically the Cybertruck is like a Gremlin:

1. Don't expose them to bright light 2. Never get them wet 3. Never feed them after midnight.

Or it's like Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. ... If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. ... Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
 
Tesla recalls the Cybertruck for faulty accelerator pedals that can get stuck

how it started / how it's going:



Basically the Cybertruck is like a Gremlin:

1. Don't expose them to bright light 2. Never get them wet 3. Never feed them after midnight.

Or it's like Happy Fun Ball.

To paraphrase one of the comment there, not the first time incels couldn't get something wet.
 
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