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Cornell Big Red
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” sounds right for Elmo
https://twitter.com/jamessurowiecki/status/1649047514295988227?s=46&t=_zdCvWNS3v2cVkMjQylOVg
"Don't worry, honey. It happens to lots of rocket."
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” sounds right for Elmo
https://twitter.com/jamessurowiecki/status/1649047514295988227?s=46&t=_zdCvWNS3v2cVkMjQylOVg
Staging issues and loss of aerodynamic stability near max Q?
Kerbal Space Program veterans nod sagely.
The Bots and Elmo Stans responding are hilarious! Lots of Twitter Blue people talking about how it was a success. This is why you never pre-program your bots!
Saw a headline from a legit news outlet that said, to paraphrase ".....launches successfully"
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if your rocket explodes, it wasn't a successful launch.
Saw a headline from a legit news outlet that said, to paraphrase ".....launches successfully"
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if your rocket explodes, it wasn't a successful launch.
Well I believe Apollo 13 was called a "successful failure" maybe that is what they mean? I am sure this is what Elmo is telling them:
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And much like Edison Elmo is a fraud whose ideas were cultivated by others and he just stood on their shoulders.
Well I believe Apollo 13 was called a "successful failure" maybe that is what they mean? I am sure this is what Elmo is telling them:
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And much like Edison Elmo is a fraud whose ideas were cultivated by others and he just stood on their shoulders.
Edison died rich and happy.
And so will Elmo.
He'll die rich.
And he will be happy, because legions will still worship him. That is all he cares about.
Is that why he's acting like the most divorced dad of all time? :-D
Yes. He craves attention so he acts like a clown so that his Twitter Blue Ballers tweet at him how great he is and how awesome his ideas are. He is doing a very hardcore version of fishing for complements. He is no better than my students who are failing their classes because they would rather be in the hallway doing Tik Tock dances for likes. He is an ego whore.
That is also why he has no idea what is actually going on. He lives in the tightest knit bubble of them all.