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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD (Part Whatever)

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Hammer said:
James Gammon, the manager in Major League. :(
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Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.
 
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That's all you guys do good! It's either a *leg* thing or a *spiritual* thing, or a *psychological* thing, or a *heart attack*!

Or in this case....a cancer thing.
 
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Awww, James Gammon. :(

Forget about the soft stuff, Ricky. Give him the heater!
 
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jmh said:
Awww, James Gammon. :(

Forget about the curveball, Ricky. Give him the heater!
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FYP :D

"Everytime we win...we peel a section!"

"Come on Dorn, get in front of the **** ball! Don't give me this "olé" bs!

Sad :(
 
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jmh said:
Awww, James Gammon. :(

Forget about the soft stuff, Ricky. Give him the heater!
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"Well, you can run like Mays, but you hit like s*it. With your speed, you
should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out.
Everytime I see you... hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups." :(
 
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I won't be able to tell this after Zsa Zsa checks out, so I'll do it now. Years ago she appeared on the Mike Douglas Show with comedian "Prof" Irwin Corey. She was going on at length about how this piece of jewelry was from husband number four, and this one from husband number twelve, and this one from husband number thirty-seven and on and on. Finally Corey suggested she'd gotten the jewelry on the Lay Away Plan. Pause. Icey glare from the untalented one. Commercial break. And when they came back from break, the two of them had been separated as much as the set would permit. Nervous laughter from Douglas.
 
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Old Pio said:
I won't be able to tell this after Zsa Zsa checks out, so I'll do it now. Years ago she appeared on the Mike Douglas Show with comedian "Prof" Irwin Corey. She was going on at length about how this piece of jewelry was from husband number four, and this one from husband number twelve, and this one from husband number thirty-seven and on and on. Finally Corey suggested she'd gotten the jewelry on the Lay Away Plan. Pause. Icey glare from the untalented one. Commercial break. And when they came back from break, the two of them had been separated as much as the set would permit. Nervous laughter from Douglas.
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Professor Corey was always a favorite of mine. often times you had to listen carefully and read between the lines to get his double entendre jokes. I always felt he was a bit under appreciated as a comic. Zsa Zsa was well known for her temper with lots of episodes documented. However, we have to give her credit for doing so much with so little talent. If you are able to catch any of her early movies like Moulin Rouge or Lili-you will find she was one hot looking lady then.:)
 
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DrDemento said:
Professor Corey was always a favorite of mine. often times you had to listen carefully and read between the lines to get his double entendre jokes. I always felt he was a bit under appreciated as a comic. Zsa Zsa was well known for her temper with lots of episodes documented. However, we have to give her credit for doing so much with so little talent. If you are able to catch any of her early movies like Moulin Rouge or Lili-you will find she was one hot looking lady then.:)
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She was quite the hammer in those days. And the textbook example of somebody "famous for being famous." All others are pale imitations.
 
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IrishHockeyFan said:
NPR and formerly CNN and CBS news commentator Dan Schorr dies. He was 93.
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When he was working for CBS, Daniel Schorr reported that Barry Goldwater was vacationing in Germany and planning to hook up with "extreme right wing elements" (or something). We all know what extreme right wing elements in Germany are. It was a smear of epic proportions, but the kind of thing the legacy media served up day after day in service of their pal, LBJ.

Here's the relevant quote from Wiki:

CBS executives were not amused when Schorr reported—incorrectly—that Barry Goldwater was said to "travel to Germany to join-up with the right-wing there," and visit "Hitler's one-time stomping ground" in Berchtesgaden, immediately after he became the Republican nominee for president
 
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