hokydad, I think we should call a truce.
I just don't want to see you have to be in that uncomfortable position of sitting on a stool in a stranger's kitchen when Chris Hansen and a camera guy pop out of nowhere on you and starts asking you questions.
Chris Hansen: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, where ya going? Have a seat, let's chat. I think you should know... My name is Chris Hansen and I'm with Dateline NBC. What are you doing here today?
Hokydad: Just came over to watch some old hockey games with little Timmy.
Chris Hansen: Nothing else?
Hokydad: And show him my Warsofsky jersey that I just won.
Chris Hansen: You didn't tell TimmylikesOvechkin97 in a chatroom that you were going to **** his *******.
Hokydad: Wasn't me!
Chris Hansen: What do you have in your bag right there?
Hokydad: Some candy... an old 1995 NCAA title game on VHS... My Warsofsky jersey... a Jack Parker bobblehead doll... wait, how did this other stuff get in here?!!?!?
Chris Hansen: So THAT'S what you meant when you said you were going to show him some new stickhandling moves... Well, that's about all. You're free to leave if you'd like. There's no SWAT team out there waiting for you or anything. Go ahead... have a nice day. Thanks for the interview.
No one wants to see it end this way! Ask Keith Johnson!!!!