Re: Boston College Hockey 2009-2010
If you see anyone resembling former Maine Black Bear hockey player Keith Johnson, notify the nearest security personnel immediately as we will be airing a video warning any parents of 14 year old girls of his presence upon confirmation of his attendance on the jumbotron. We ask that you do not sneak up on him and say "This is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC" or yell out "Hey hovhoc1269" as that might scare him away and we'd like to check out the Amber Alerts list against anyone he may have in his company.
its not good to be keith
by stevef/nubobcat... with apologies to tom petty
Its not good to be keith, you'll meet girls on line
They'll say that they're 14, you'll say you don't mind,
You beg them to meet you, you tell them don't tell
Its not good to be keith, you're going to hell
That's reeeeeee-volting, what were you think-ing?
Can I help it if I, laugh since it was a guy?
It's not good to be keith, they take you away
get handcuffed by police at the end of the day
And when the gavel bangs and the jury yells guilty
You're going to prison, it's not good to be keith
Your fourteeeeeeen year old fling...20 yearsssss it brings
As the days pass on by, dream of escape time to time
Its not good to be keith, and have no more hope
Remember when showering, hold on to the soap
So If they still can't vote, and they can't buy smokes
Keith, Don't drive to meet them, it might be a hoax
Excuse me if I, hide my daughters away
When Umaine comes to play….