Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button

[ticapnews]

They've changed the voting and put us on a 5-point scale instead of 10. Very limiting.

So far the Dave and David ad for Stella Artois, the Ultra Hustle and First Delivery are probably the best. Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal teamed up to recreate the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally for Hellmann's and it goes exactly as you think it will, right down to the cameo at the end. AI ads are getting an automatic 1 from me, no matter how cute they are.

 

[state of hockey]

All this “We need to come together!” crap infuriating anyone else?

 

[French Rage]

"This island was the research facility for the original Jurassic Park." Oh you mean the island from The Lost World? You know you already did that movie and book 30 years ago right?

 

[Kepler]

All this “We need to come together!” crap infuriating anyone else?

No real human is saying it. It's corporations and their sock puppets saying "YOUR JOB IS TO IGNORE THE FASCISM AND BUY THINGS!"

 

[Kepler]

And we're off.
Who was the guy who kept missing stuff?

 

[Kepler]

Intro is media sucking its own dick. Bold choice.

 

[Kepler]

Was that an AI cross of Tom Cruise and matt Damon?

 

[Kepler]

Let the Ref Cheating begin!

 

[Kepler]

I didn't understand the coffee ad. Was that some derpy anti-Starbucks thing?

 

[Kepler]

Good timing for Pfizer with today's NIH cuts.

 

[Kepler]

Nazi News has an ad. Great.

 

[ticapnews]

No real human is saying it. It's corporations and their sock puppets saying "YOUR JOB IS TO IGNORE THE FASCISM AND BUY THINGS!"

Panem et circenses.

It's a Latin phrase that loosely translates as "Pass the chips, the game is on"

 

[ticapnews]

Nazi News has an ad. Great.

You'll have to be more specific.

Rumor has it Elon has bought $40 million worth of ads (that would be five spots) to highlight the "wasteful spending" of USAID and other government programs.

If his goal really was to cut down on waste and root out corruption he would have hired a team of forensic accountants, not computer programmers.

 

[ticapnews]

I need a vacation from that holiday ad...

 

[French Rage]

So it's a waterbottle with a flavor filter in the straw? How is that any different than flavored water with any of the 1 billion existing water bottles?

 

[Spartanforlife4]

That Snoop/Brady ad was terrible, even if it was just a PSA. Brady has zero acting chops.

 

[French Rage]

That Snoop/Brady ad was terrible, even if it was just a PSA. Brady has zero acting chops.

Also maybe choose two people with a beef, not just the first white and black guy who answer your phone call.

 

[French Rage]

Those places aren't in fucking West Virginia.

 

[Jimjamesak]

All these unity ads can eat my ass.

 

[Spartanforlife4]

Those places aren't in fucking West Virginia.

I don't even think it's a tradition at Lions games? They could've easily gotten footage from the Germany games where it's actually a tradition, but of course that wouldn't be American so it's bad.